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#MeToo was Gatekeeping

Old, faded, bitter spinsters created the #MeToo movement because they couldn’t sleep their way any higher. Now younger, hotter women can’t compete. The sex-for-screen time economy Hollywood’s built on has been destroyed. Producers can’t even hire beautiful women for their talent anymore. Just the optics of “old, rich man casts young, pretty girl” are too risky. The only safe casting choices are old, ugly bitches. Those #MeToo spinsters can work for 30 more years. Digital effects nerds will keep them looking young till they drop dead. The patriarchy is done. Now is the dominion of ancient, wicked crones.

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