On viewing "The Gentlemen" (An awesome little film where a weasely little Jew gets his just deserts), we are inspired by an idea in the film. Henceforth ALL LAWYERS WITH AN OUTSTANDING DEBT TO US are hereby informed that their debt to us is now: ONE (1) Pound (0.45359237 Kg) of their own flesh. (This includes outstanding interest) Please be precise; I don't make change.