Well, I'm in the Hospital 馃槱 This has not been a good morning. After spending the last couple of months quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop. Thankfully the manager at Walmart came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant... How many of you actually read what I wrote? Copy and Paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!!馃槄馃ぃ

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