HOLLYWOOD, CA—In another heroic stance against the cops, executives at Fox announced this week that the Die Hard film franchise would be getting re-edited and rereleased with the lead character officer John McClane edited out of the films. "It's a small change that will make everyone feel a lot bett...
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BILLUND, DENMARK—The world is hurting right now, and everyone knows that the only thing that can heal the wound is big corporations announcing their positions on things. Well, we've taken a big step toward unity today as LEGO announced all building sets in the future would remove the police and repl...
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NEW YORK, NY—In response to a growing anti-police sentiment, McGruff the Crime Dog has been taken to the vet and put down.“We just didn’t feel safe with him around,” said activist Ray Clarke, one of the people who demanded McGruff be euthanized. “He was always urging people to ‘Take a bite out of cr...
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U.S.—Liberal architects have long decried the influence of white supremacist patriarchy on modern architecture, and now they're taking aim at the worst offender of all: prisons.The prisons will allow inmates -- referred to as "guests" -- to roam freely and leave whenever they like. The wide-open fie...
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BILLUND, DENMARK—The world is hurting right now, and everyone knows that the only thing that can heal the wound is big corporations announcing their positions on things. Well, we've taken a big step toward unity today as LEGO announced all building sets in the future would remove the police and repl...
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NEW YORK, NY—In response to a growing anti-police sentiment, McGruff the Crime Dog has been taken to the vet and put down.“We just didn’t feel safe with him around,” said activist Ray Clarke, one of the people who demanded McGruff be euthanized. “He was always urging people to ‘Take a bite out of cr...
babylonbee.com
U.S.—Liberal architects have long decried the influence of white supremacist patriarchy on modern architecture, and now they're taking aim at the worst offender of all: prisons.The prisons will allow inmates -- referred to as "guests" -- to roam freely and leave whenever they like. The wide-open fie...
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