The following is satirical. It’s still early in the election year and at this point, the polls don’t really mean anything, so let’s take a look at them anyway because life is just too long and we’ve got to do something to kill the time. The latest polls show that Joe Biden would defeat President […]
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ATLANTA, GA—Sitting at the governor's desk at the Georgia state capitol, Stacey Abrams told reporters she would step down from her governorship if asked to run for vice president."If Biden asks me to run, I'll need to focus on that full-time," she said. "As much as I love running this great state, i...
babylonbee.com
TALLAHASSEE, FL—While many governors followed Science and shut down their states early and still have stay-at-home orders in place, Florida kept its beaches open through Spring Break and has already begun its reopening plans. Science says Florida should have seen skyrocketing deaths from COVID-19, b...
babylonbee.com
ATLANTA, GA—Oops! The CDC has revealed that its chief researchers have been looking through their microscopes upside down this entire pandemic."Oh man! I wonder if this will change our projections," said one scientist as a visiting scientist from the private sector showed him the proper way to look ...
babylonbee.com
ATLANTA, GA—Sitting at the governor's desk at the Georgia state capitol, Stacey Abrams told reporters she would step down from her governorship if asked to run for vice president."If Biden asks me to run, I'll need to focus on that full-time," she said. "As much as I love running this great state, i...
babylonbee.com
TALLAHASSEE, FL—While many governors followed Science and shut down their states early and still have stay-at-home orders in place, Florida kept its beaches open through Spring Break and has already begun its reopening plans. Science says Florida should have seen skyrocketing deaths from COVID-19, b...
babylonbee.com
ATLANTA, GA—Oops! The CDC has revealed that its chief researchers have been looking through their microscopes upside down this entire pandemic."Oh man! I wonder if this will change our projections," said one scientist as a visiting scientist from the private sector showed him the proper way to look ...
babylonbee.com