U.S.—Millions are overjoyed today after MasterClass.com announced they will be replacing every single one of their instructors with Greta Thunberg. Beginning next week, knowledge-hungry learners around the world will be able to sit at the feet of Thunberg as she offers her wisdom on everything from ...
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ATLANTA, GA—CNN is refusing to air President Trump's press briefings, calling them propaganda and fake news. Instead, the station will be broadcasting the far more fair, balanced, and accurate daily takes by President Xi Jinping."We don't want to broadcast Trump's propaganda, so we'll turn to a far ...
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PORTLAND, OR—A Portland police officer stopped a bank robber mid-crime, catching him just as he emerged from the vault with bags of cash.The officer stopped the criminal and sternly lectured him on the need to wear a mask before letting him go."Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put a mask on whil...
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ATLANTA, GA—CNN is refusing to air President Trump's press briefings, calling them propaganda and fake news. Instead, the station will be broadcasting the far more fair, balanced, and accurate daily takes by President Xi Jinping."We don't want to broadcast Trump's propaganda, so we'll turn to a far ...
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PORTLAND, OR—A Portland police officer stopped a bank robber mid-crime, catching him just as he emerged from the vault with bags of cash.The officer stopped the criminal and sternly lectured him on the need to wear a mask before letting him go."Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to put a mask on whil...
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