WASHINGTON, D.C—As more state governors lock down and enslave their people, one hero has been called to save Americans from their masters.President Donald Trump says he was commanded by a burning rose bush in the Rose Garden to confront Democratic state governors over their tyranny. He first said he...
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ATLANTA, GA—According to sources close to CNN personality Brian Stelter, the news host wept uncontrollably during his nightly viewing of The Notebook yesterday evening.The tears brimmed over his eyes throughout the movie, threatening to spill over into a flood, but Stelter mostly held it together un...
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U.S.—The full effects of keeping the country shut down for such a long period of time are yet unknown, but a new report suggests that if the shutdown lasts much longer, disaster is looming.“Just look at the facts,” said social scientist Dr. Bradford Quinn, the author of the report. "People are home ...
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According to a report in the New York Times, the World Food Program is warning that 130 million people face starvation because the “national lockdowns and social distancing measures are drying up work and incomes” and may lead to a devastating disruption of “agricultural production and supply routes...
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ATLANTA, GA—According to sources close to CNN personality Brian Stelter, the news host wept uncontrollably during his nightly viewing of The Notebook yesterday evening.The tears brimmed over his eyes throughout the movie, threatening to spill over into a flood, but Stelter mostly held it together un...
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U.S.—The full effects of keeping the country shut down for such a long period of time are yet unknown, but a new report suggests that if the shutdown lasts much longer, disaster is looming.“Just look at the facts,” said social scientist Dr. Bradford Quinn, the author of the report. "People are home ...
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According to a report in the New York Times, the World Food Program is warning that 130 million people face starvation because the “national lockdowns and social distancing measures are drying up work and incomes” and may lead to a devastating disruption of “agricultural production and supply routes...
dailywire.com