WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump excitedly unveiled his latest improvements to the White House Press Briefing Room at Monday night's press conference: ejection seats.Controlled by a panel on Trump's podium, the ejection seats allow him to instantly send any White House reporter on a free trip to somewhere a f...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—On a recent Instagram livestream, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave her followers a glimpse into her morning routine. Before even getting out of bed she announced that it’s time to find out what she’s going to be upset about today.“Let’s see -- what will I blame everybody's problems on ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—You might think middle- and lower-class Americans are hardest hit by social distancing and lockdown orders, but you'd be wrong. Those suffering the most are American politicians, who have been having quite a bit of trouble staying six feet away from citizens' wallets.Bernie Sanders ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump excitedly unveiled his latest improvements to the White House Press Briefing Room at Monday night's press conference: ejection seats.Controlled by a panel on Trump's podium, the ejection seats allow him to instantly send any White House reporter on a free trip to somewhere a f...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C.—On a recent Instagram livestream, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave her followers a glimpse into her morning routine. Before even getting out of bed she announced that it’s time to find out what she’s going to be upset about today.“Let’s see -- what will I blame everybody's problems on ...
babylonbee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C.—You might think middle- and lower-class Americans are hardest hit by social distancing and lockdown orders, but you'd be wrong. Those suffering the most are American politicians, who have been having quite a bit of trouble staying six feet away from citizens' wallets.Bernie Sanders ...
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