U.S.—Teachers at government schools have raised their concerns that the recent closure of their institutions will have a damaging effect on students. In particular, the nation's educators are worried that the longer the schools are closed, the more likely it is that students will begin thinking for ...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—America's heroic lawmakers have managed to come together and pass a stimulus bill to save the world from the effects of the coronavirus. A grateful country full of very stimulated Americans is applauding the lifesaving efforts of Congress. Already, experts are predicting the stimul...
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Nancy Pelosi warned the nation of the concerning spread of support for Donald Trump in recent weeks. Luckily, she has a plan: flattening the curve.At a press conference, the Speaker of the House pleaded with the nation to stop the spread of Trump support."We must flatten the curve o...
