U.S.—Americans have reported they're very optimistic about the stimulus package passed by Congress last week. In particular, people all around the country are excited to get paid with a little bit of the money that they paid the federal government already.Americans from all walks of life said they c...
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PHILADELPHIA, PA—In an effort to make their candidate seem relevant, the Biden campaign has announced a new podcast that will be available exclusively on vinyl.Every week, Biden will release short soundbite updates that will be pressed on 45s, while his longer, feature-length podcast will be on full...
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a shocking speech to the press Monday, President Trump said the libs and media could destroy the economy with their coronavirus fearmongering, and he would raise it up in three days.The stunning statement came as Trump began driving out the press from the White House Rose Garden,...
