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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time.But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. For a brief period of time, all government in the United States was ...
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U.S.—Vowing to uphold the organization's commitment to kill babies "no matter what," Planned Parenthood announced they'll be offering drive-thru abortions throughout the nationwide lockdown.Following the lead of other organizations offering touchless interactions and socially distanced transactions,...
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BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender."It's incredible - we've found this v...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time.But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. For a brief period of time, all government in the United States was ...
babylonbee.com
U.S.—Vowing to uphold the organization's commitment to kill babies "no matter what," Planned Parenthood announced they'll be offering drive-thru abortions throughout the nationwide lockdown.Following the lead of other organizations offering touchless interactions and socially distanced transactions,...
babylonbee.com
BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender."It's incredible - we've found this v...
babylonbee.com