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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congress has asked all non-essential businesses to limit their hours or close entirely for an undetermined amount of time.But this shutdown mistakenly shut down the most non-essential entity of all: the government. For a brief period of time, all government in the United States was ...
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U.S.—Vowing to uphold the organization's commitment to kill babies "no matter what," Planned Parenthood announced they'll be offering drive-thru abortions throughout the nationwide lockdown.Following the lead of other organizations offering touchless interactions and socially distanced transactions,...
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BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender."It's incredible - we've found this v...
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