WASHINGTON, D.C.—"It was like trying to video chat with your grandparents," said one supporter after trying to watch Joe Biden's latest press conference. "The whole thing was pretty painful."Like other candidates, Biden has moved his press conferences and rallies online, giving speeches for several ...
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BEIJING—In a PR disaster for the Communist government of China, President Xi Jinping suddenly realized he forgot to take off the "Made in China" tags from all copies of the coronavirus his government shipped all over the world."Oh, shoot, I knew I forgot something," the totalitarian Communist presid...
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U.S.—Recent surveys reveal that citizens of the United States are unable to form any kind of opinion on any topic until Jim Carrey does another painting. When asked where Americans stood on current events, 98% answered: "Will let you know after Jim Carrey finishes his next painting." Carrey's assist...
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U.S.—With everyone staying home and working remotely because of the novel coronavirus, one industry is especially being hit hard: pants manufacturers.“I’m at home all day now, so what do I need pants for?” said Carl Hampton, a computer programmer, expressing a common sentiment. “I’m starting to feel...
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BEIJING—In a PR disaster for the Communist government of China, President Xi Jinping suddenly realized he forgot to take off the "Made in China" tags from all copies of the coronavirus his government shipped all over the world."Oh, shoot, I knew I forgot something," the totalitarian Communist presid...
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U.S.—Recent surveys reveal that citizens of the United States are unable to form any kind of opinion on any topic until Jim Carrey does another painting. When asked where Americans stood on current events, 98% answered: "Will let you know after Jim Carrey finishes his next painting." Carrey's assist...
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U.S.—With everyone staying home and working remotely because of the novel coronavirus, one industry is especially being hit hard: pants manufacturers.“I’m at home all day now, so what do I need pants for?” said Carl Hampton, a computer programmer, expressing a common sentiment. “I’m starting to feel...
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