WASHINGTON, D.C.—"I'm no hero," says Amazon driver Daniel Acevedo as he rings a doorbell and leaves a package of supplies on the doorstep of his 200th stop of the day. "I'm just doing my job."While most of the nation is under lockdown and quarantine, Acevedo and millions of other brave, heroic truck...
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—The DNC Collective has assimilated yet another species, the Borg King Joe Biden proudly announced Thursday morning.Species 10027, Tulsi Gabbard, was successfully injected with nanoprobes and assimilated into the Borg's campaign, according to Biden's statement. Gabbard quickly lost a...
ANAHEIM, CA—Trump has been taking the coronavirus more and more seriously as it progresses, from shutting down all travel from China to declaring a national emergency and urging everyone to stay home.But a new investigation has revealed the real reason behind the panic: Trump did it all so he could ...
