So, you know I'm Polish on my mother's side. And the Poles really get no respect in this country.
I went into this place and ordered a Polish sausage, and the guy said: "oh, you must be Polish." And I was a little offended at that.
I mean, just because I want a Polish sausage I have to be Polish? What about if I ordered French toast, would you say I must be French? Or if I ordered Italian spaghetti would you say, well this guy's gotta be Italian? Why would you say a thing like that?
And he said, well, for one thing, this is a hardware store.