WASHINGTON, D.C.—Standing on the White House lawn with the black and white striped mascot next to him, President Donald Trump made it official: the Hamburglar has been pardoned of his crimes. "It's long past time a great injustice was corrected," Trump told the gathered press. "The only thing the Ha...
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U.S.—A controversial new Paw Patrol episode shows the pups rounding up commies around Adventure Bay.Dubbed "Pups Save Capitalism," the episode kicks off with Mayor Goodway attending a secret Communist meeting in which she and the other filthy commies conspire to seize the means of production.Ryder a...
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DURHAM, North Ccarolina — President Trump’s former national security adviser John Bolton accused the White House of “censorship” as he made his first public appearance since explosive details about Ukraine were leaked from his draft memoir.
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U.S.—A controversial new Paw Patrol episode shows the pups rounding up commies around Adventure Bay.Dubbed "Pups Save Capitalism," the episode kicks off with Mayor Goodway attending a secret Communist meeting in which she and the other filthy commies conspire to seize the means of production.Ryder a...
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DURHAM, North Ccarolina — President Trump’s former national security adviser John Bolton accused the White House of “censorship” as he made his first public appearance since explosive details about Ukraine were leaked from his draft memoir.
washingtonexaminer.com