U.S.—Andrew Yang seemed like a reasonable candidate for the Democrats -- but he may have been a little too reasonable.Yang suggested that politics could use more civility, causing an outraged mob of activists to chase him out of the primaries and vow to take him down. The tech candidate's extreme po...
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HARTFORD, CT—Local high school track runner Vanessa Vogel was excited for her track meet this past weekend, having trained many months for her shot at a record and possibly a college scholarship.But when Vogel lined up and saw a brave runner with a beard from a nearby high school, she started to dou...
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NEW HAMPSHIRE—Tech entrepreneur Andrew Yang has suspended his campaign for President of the United States.Relatively unknown before he began promising to give everyone in the country what he called a Freedom Dividend, which is a universal basic income measure in which the federal government would pa...
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HARTFORD, CT—Local high school track runner Vanessa Vogel was excited for her track meet this past weekend, having trained many months for her shot at a record and possibly a college scholarship.But when Vogel lined up and saw a brave runner with a beard from a nearby high school, she started to dou...
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NEW HAMPSHIRE—Tech entrepreneur Andrew Yang has suspended his campaign for President of the United States.Relatively unknown before he began promising to give everyone in the country what he called a Freedom Dividend, which is a universal basic income measure in which the federal government would pa...
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