CALIFORNIA—After suffering through plagues of earthquakes, darkness, and fire, many Californians reportedly sacrificed a lamb and painted the blood on their doorposts "just in case."Californians were seen taking the blood and painting it over their doorposts in an attempt to avoid whatever God's nex...
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SACRAMENTO, CA—Pharaoh Gavin Newsom was lounging about at the Capitol Building, thinking about maybe going to the gym open just for government employees or maybe getting his hair perma-gelled, when the doors burst open and a fiery-eyed, bearded figure appeared before him: John MacArthur."Pharaoh New...
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BEVERLY HILLS, CA—The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has stripped Schindler's List of its Best Motion Picture award for not having enough LGBTQ+ characters, people of color, and other oppressed groups."Schindler's List would have been a great movie if it just had a dozen transgendered c...
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CALIFORNIA—After suffering through plagues of earthquakes, darkness, and fire, many Californians reportedly sacrificed a lamb and painted the blood on their doorposts "just in case."Californians were seen taking the blood and painting it over their doorposts in an attempt to avoid whatever God's nex...
babylonbee.com
SACRAMENTO, CA—Pharaoh Gavin Newsom was lounging about at the Capitol Building, thinking about maybe going to the gym open just for government employees or maybe getting his hair perma-gelled, when the doors burst open and a fiery-eyed, bearded figure appeared before him: John MacArthur."Pharaoh New...
babylonbee.com
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has stripped Schindler's List of its Best Motion Picture award for not having enough LGBTQ+ characters, people of color, and other oppressed groups."Schindler's List would have been a great movie if it just had a dozen transgendered c...
babylonbee.com