Retard List 2: Warcrime Boogaloo
Hello hello my dear friends. Time to make a retard list V2. Now to clarify – you don’t end up here by JUST being retarded. You end up here by ALWAYS being retarded. If you usually post about cool stuff but have some dumb views I forgive ya my man – we are all baka-ass retards on the inside uwu. So no worries – just because you aren’t as eager to start WW3 as I am won’t put you on the “Warnigger” category. You have to deeply, religiously suck putin’s cock and never post about anything else for that to happen. So without further ado, let’s start le list:
Politcally Retarded Individuals
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_4qktUfgc
Twitter might have some dumb morons. But the ones here can get much worse. This category has some overlap with Esoteric Schizophrenists and Warniggers but is more generalized. “WHY ARE THEY ALL RITE WINK!!! YO ARE AN EVIL SHMATANIST JEW GLOBOHOMO TRANNY!!!” - I’d put some retarded commies here but most of them are sock accounts made by centrists who want to fuck with guys like you. Still, if you find some let me know.
https://www.minds.com/fin_bar/ @fin_bar - Thinks that minds citizens hunting and reporting bots equals "muh censorship" and that we are somehow cucks for wanting a platform free from bot trash. He's probably salty over getting reported since his content is so shit that it's indistinguishable from bots.
https://www.minds.com/Aiz3n/ @Aiz3n - please change your username nigga. I can't do single letter searches lmao. Had to wait until you boosted another braindead take. A maga believer, who thirsts after daddy trump who left to buy milk in 2020. Not sure if he even watched death note - the lack of animu posts is telling...
https://www.minds.com/deeznutzinyurmouth/ @deeznutzinyurmouth - Lemme quote this retard’s bio: “every man a king long live the great juche idea angkars leader is as wise as an owl” Wow, what a melting pot of ideas huh? He’s your typical third way nigger – combining worst things about commies and nazis because “errything be better than the jewish Amerikkka!”. He especially likes taking chink cock up his ass. One of his subscribers… is himself lmao. It’d be okay if he had hundreds of subs – many of us subscribed to ourselves at the beginning of our minds journey and simply forgot. But when the guy has 8 subs, it feels much more pathetic. His esoteric political views sound more like something out of niche Hearts of Iron mods than reality, so he probably also has shit taste in video games. He's been silent for a while so maybe he got shot by "friendly" fire while volunteering for the russian barbarians.
https://www.minds.com/MAGAlionHAT/ @MAGAlionHAT - A deluded hat salesman and a disgrace to his Ancestors. This boomer fell into the MAGA meme so hard, he’s still suffering a concussion. He sells “lion hats” which are supposed to be MAGA themed ‘pussy hats’. Does anyone even REMEMBER pussy hats? Until that moron started trying to ‘troll me’ I sure didn’t lmao. He has stupid views on war, covid, politics, lgbt, religion, trump, everything. He keeps thinking thinking I’m a suicidal tranny, like many other morons. I wonder what are the suicide rates for trailer park trash...
Oh wow, retard blocked me and is now calling me a pedophile lmao.
The theme song especially fits him, although I will do him a special and give him his VERY OWN THEME SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdky6BH_N8s
https://www.minds.com/PenguinJuice/ (as well as his sock accounts) – Known for his mass downvoting flaggotry. He’s some pathetic niggerfaggot who believes in every single conspiracy theory, especially if it involves le glass of Juice chosen nation. Wonder if he was the one who flagged my account as “pornography” – he is petty enough to do that and dumb enough to fail at it. At least it seems like his main account(the one I linked to here) has a relevant amount of subscribers, which is rare among those idiots.
https://www.minds.com/cashdaily/ @cashdaily - to him, i'm a "Slave to the army of darkness.". To me, he's a Fucking Slaaaaave♂ to shit taste in politics and games. He probably got the wrong door - the leather club is two blocks down ♂.
https://www.minds.com/docstales/ @docstales - A moron who should go back to /pol/ .
https://www.minds.com/dissidentvoice/ @dissidentvoice - More like contrarian voice. MAINSTREAM MEDIA BAD! So he takes the opposite stance no matter how insane it is. Every. Fucking. Time.
https://www.minds.com/Nicodemous52/ @Nicodemous52 - Didn’t go out of his way to be retarded for a while, but he sure is a boomertrad. Wonder how he’s doing? Knees still bend the right way grandpa?
https://www.minds.com/Ankoku_kishiN/ @Ankoku_kishiN - Faggot blocked me ages ago. Unsure why – probably got triggered like a twitter tranny when I downvoted one of his many retarded opinions.
https://www.minds.com/lilstever/ @lilstever :
>says I’m not “compassionate”
>entire profile based around Pinochet unironically
I mean, I made quite a few helicopter ride jokes in my time but really nigga? I’m not compassionate for wanting Putin and his ilk to answer for their warcrimes? Wow lmao
https://www.minds.com/FleetCenturion/ @FleetCenturion - For someone who glorifies Vlad The Impaler dude sure has a stick up his arse.
https://www.minds.com/MuhSocialJustice/ @MuhSocialJustice - Just this guy in general. Extremely cringe content from gamer gate era. Probably still watches Sargoy of Cuckkad unironically.
https://www.minds.com/groups/profile/895109050284937216/feed – this entire fucking group lmao. “Maga Memes” – half of those “memes” are so bad my grandma would feel ashamed to post them. It isn’t just the left who can’t meme – all people with radical views can’t meme.
Esoteric Schizophrenists
Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE
“WHY ARE DER ONLY CHRISH-CHUNZ ON DEEZ LIZT?! YOU A JEW! A SATANIST! TRANNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!” - well, there are a few insane pagans or “spiritualists” here too, but while their delusions are incomprehensibly alien, they are usually very chill people. You guys only got yourself to blame.
https://www.minds.com/antonthemagnificent/ @antonthemagnificent - a cuck who got triggered by me posting Gachimuchi memes and quoting Uncle Billy Herrington in minds chat. Has unironic westboro baptist church views on the world. I know The Highest Being forgives all, but people like him are ridiculous lol.
https://www.minds.com/WuXing/ @WuXing - According to this guy, Saturn is Satan himself… and also the demiurge. Not sure if the dude knows how Gnosticism works but the Blind Idiot isn’t a planet – he’s an abomination spawned by Wisdom(Sophia) herself… Kinda like many esoteric theories about the world, though maybe these are spawned by lack of Wisdom.
https://www.minds.com/servuschristi/ @servuschristi - This one is dead, but I THINK he was supposed to be the minds sock account for Pax Christus. That guy is a deluded “christian” “anime fan” – except his faith is extremely LARPy and performative, as is his anime obsession. He will claim to love japanese culture but then shit on everything great about it with arguments taken straight out of SJW left. “It gives men wrong expectations about women!” “The women have TITS!” “Other women are drawn gasp YOUNG – literally 1984pedoglobohomostate!!!”. Pax deserves to be ridiculed and spammed with porn of Jeanne Alter. Hell, spam ME with porn of Fate girls(and “girls”) – I’m into that.
https://www.minds.com/BigbyLupo/ @BigbyLupo - NOT ONLY is he a deranged “christian” who gets into heated arguments with others(including people of his faith), he’s ALSO gasp a fucking furry. And a flaggot – he was pretty active back when the “woodchipper” meme was around and yet he didn’t manage to ban anyone of importance. Wonder why he’s so against sexual degeneracy while being a fur faggot – cognitive dissonance? Or “le I’m one of the good ones!!!” yeah right you are lol. He’s got a few socks flying around downvoting and flagging. May the Lord gift him with wisdom, for he could use a bit more Solomon and a bit less Ham in his behavior.
https://www.minds.com/neumaier/ @neumaier - he’s more of a general entry, but I put him here because he believes in my favourite “group X is EVIL!!!” conspiracy theory. “Jesuits are the original men in black” his post here https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1344859617565347843 . Jesuits are so underused by conspiracy theorists! And when they are used, it’s mostly by Gail… and she’s more of a funny schizo. Still wonder why she’s obsessed with that guy who played Data. And poop. Lots of poop.
https://www.minds.com/jackmurphylive/ - the guy who made his riminal order of sycophants. I don’t care about his cuckery and all that bullshit. What I DO care about is his latest statement that basically goes like “If you don’t forgive me for my past you are not a TRUE CHRISTIAN.”. Fuck you man, seriously. Redemption is a long path, and starting it off by accusing people of being fake in their faith is insulting. I’m not even christian – Jesus is just one ‘face’ of God that I see in the universe… But I feel like you went too far with that. I heard you made some other statements I agree with – that your reaction of anger at the mention of cuck article was made out of shame and anger at yourself. Be honest with people and don’t act like Ethan Gunt – false flagging and making “war rooms” really shows some beta bitch energies.
https://www.minds.com/MindCom/ @MindCom - whoa boy, this guy is something else. A sovcit, a “spiritual” who talks about frequencies as if they mean something else than occurrences divided by time, all his posts are walls of text. His overly verbose expressions are in essence, written to give the less enlightened of readers, the illusion that they are being presented a ground-breaking truth. Yet in essence, his long run-on sentences are nothing but drivel, masked as intellectual speech. Phew, imitating this fucking style of schizo was taxing – imma go listen to some subliminal frequency bullshit hypnosis porn audio – at least those have something to do with actual vibrations and frequencies. Specifically frequencies of sperm cells leaving DEEZ NUTS HAH!
Warniggers
“The KGB niggers glow in the dark, you can see them if you’re driving. You just run them over – that’s what you do. Fucking KGB Niggers” ~Wołodymyr Kłyczko
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiaYZ3tpqRg
I never was a fan of Ukraine and Ukrainians. They come to Poland and act like niggers, working illegally, partying it up and trashing the place. The only good thing about them was how they once went on an anti-russian rampage in my city killing off various members of the russian mob. HOWEVER as much as I might have disliked those who came here, as much as I have joked that Ukraine has no history, as much as I believed in the Polish right to the city of Lwów and as much as I hated those Ukrainians who worshiped Bandera and the slaughter in Wołyń… those are all in the past. I leave all the bias and hate I had for Ukraine, now that they are facing what all of us in Eastern Europe once faced and suffered under – Russian aggression. My soul and prayers are with them I support any who come here and any who leave to fight for their country. The Russian war machine cannot be allowed to exist. The entire history of their country is filled with war, slaughter and suffering. The oppression of minorities as well as their own people is a great crime and Justice shall be served for it through Fire and Sword. I could channel my inner religious preacher and condemn all sinful atrocities of the Russian regime, but I’ll save my breath. After all, we are here to denounce those who praise the Red Rider of War – mister Putin himself. This glow in the dark KGB nigger somehow charmed the souls of many of you. But I won’t be putting on this list those who I feel are just misguided or scared – only those who kneel in front of the savage russian barbarians.
Almost everyone mentioned previously is a warnigger. Later categories in the list will be a bit less tense.
https://www.minds.com/russianstory/ @russianstory - A russian zombie. So many of those recently, we'll be needing a bigger woodchipper to turn them all into fertilizer. Fertilizer for what? Sunflowers and sakura trees of course! And explosives - can't forget about explosives.
https://www.minds.com/vitaliy_juterbog/ - Ukraine be jewish nazis and shieeeeeet. Also a furfag judging by his avatar. @vitaliy_juterbog
https://www.minds.com/ChristianLeague/ @ChristianLeague - At first I wanted to put him in the Esoteric Schizophrenist category but almost all of his latest boosted posts are praising the KGB war criminal. Oh what a great leader Putin is – totally not responsible for deaths of hundreds of innocent CHRISTIAN children. May The Lord forgive you. I sure won’t.
https://www.minds.com/Seratonin/ @Seratonin - "Ukraine is killing civilians in donbass!" More like "I took this straight outta my ass.". Either he means the russian terrorists who took that part of UKRAINE over, or he means the civilians that got stuck between russian retards and people who want to protect their country.
https://www.minds.com/apollinariat/ @apollinariat - A snowflake vatnik. Probably a bot too – never says anything, just posts memes in his group “russian meme”.
https://www.minds.com/PROJECTHORIZON2000/ @PROJECTHORIZON2000 - Unironically fell for the “ukrainian nazis” meme. An useful idiot for the russian government… though this might be an insult to idiots.
https://www.minds.com/TLAVagabond/ @TLAVagabond - “They are hiding le truth from you gayz!” - the truth is, you are a retard kgb nigger. Bayraktar goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrr
https://www.minds.com/gopalharlow/ @gopalharlow - Calls himself “the realist”. Reality can’t be whatever you want dude. Then again, vatniks are retarded – retards can’t even get close to objectivity and we shouldn’t be mad at their limited faculties.
https://www.minds.com/j00lie/ @j00lie - “JOOLAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!” oh wait, this isn’t chris-chan related. Anyway that retard/bitch literally fell for the russian gay psyop of “CIA biolabs” or whatever the fuck. Russian war crimes get swept under the rug while people like this put lies on a pedestal… disgusting.
https://www.minds.com/cyberdustjedi/ @cyberdustjedi - Another extremely “enlightened” individual. What is going to open these people’s eyes? They reject or justify every death and crime of these unholy barbarians… I guess, once the Third Great War starts, we’ll see.
https://www.minds.com/eaglewarriorscout/ @eaglewarriorscout - “War is okay because corruption exists”, okay nigger now the country is ruined and no one can fix it. Typical “I am compassionate because I don’t want this war. But I won’t condemn it because I actually like it.”.
https://www.minds.com/zemran/ @zemran - Believes that the CIA is competent enough to start a coup against wishes of ukrainian civilians, yet incompetent enough to not keep their "fascist puppets" in power. CIA can't be both. Pretty sure GRU is 100% incompetent though lmao
https://www.minds.com/OurRepublic/ @OurRepublic - This nigger thinks the Z marking represents UKRAINIAN forces xD. Only way i can imagine being this retarded if the only photos of Z vehicles you've seen are from vehicles that Gypsies and Stalkers stole from ruskie fucks. Even then you'd have to go an extra mile to think that the more permanent Z mark was done by Ukrainians, not by their previous owners. The freshness of Ukrainian flags shit all over those stolen tanks completely clashes with that Z shit!
https://www.minds.com/cybertec69/ @cybertec69 - I don’t care about your odysee links nigga. Go read up on european history and how shit russia is.
https://www.minds.com/Voluntary_Ed/ @Voluntary_Ed - oh lookse, a new one!
It’s getting hard to count you guys and search results aren’t helping me. You are probably hidden by the minds algorithm for being too retarded. Once I boost this post you will probably reveal yourselves anyway. You might be asking “what about innocent russians?”. I’ll answer this – there are innocent russians, vatniks and unsung heroes among russians. Most are probably too scared and depressed to do anything – their entire culture has this built-in feeling of despair. When I read their books, play their games or listen to their music I often find this overwhelming aura of “Yeah, I know life is fucked. What do you even mean it could be any different?”. But there are those who in their nationalistic zeal taken straight out of USSR glorify the deaths of ukrainians and brand their vehicles and bodies with the Z symbol. Like the mark of the beast, they carry it proudly. I hope they die after branding themselves like cattle. The unsung heroes however, are those few russians who go out and protest this war. Russia throws them in prison and disappears them as thanks. I hope their Ancestors and Saints watch over them. If war breaks out between East and West, we will fight for Their Freedom and Ours – except unlike Polish uprisings who took up this slogan, we will be successful.
Time to go to the next category
POLACY ROBACY KURWA XD
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imi8_eFTHTk
This is the category for shitty polish people. It turns out we have poles here on minds and some are idiots. KURWA JA PIERDOLE ALE WY JESTEŚCIE PIERDOLNIĘCI XD MAM NADZIEJĘ ŻE JAK PUTIN WEJDZIE TO WAS KACAPÓW ROZJEBIE W DROBNY MAK. I BĘDĘ SIĘ WTEDY KURWA Z WAS ŚMIAŁ XD
This whole section will be in polish – feel free to google translate or just replace all words you don’t understand with Kurwas and Pierogis.
https://www.minds.com/anonimousx/ @anonimousx - antyukraiński kacap całujący dupe putina.
https://www.minds.com/LeonKamel/ - "OP ma problemy psychiczne? To oznacza że ja mam rację!" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
https://www.minds.com/nedajovanovic/ @nedajovanovic - nick ma jak jakiś kurwa serbski zbrodniarz wojenny ale to zwykły janusz* z wilkowyj czy innego zadupia kurwa xD Kolo hejtuje kobiety tak ostro jakby matki nigdy nie miał… a to mnie takie zjeby oskarżają o złe relacje z rodziną xd
*Okazuje się że Janusz jest płci żeńskiej. A to kurwa ciekawe xD
https://www.minds.com/righthander/ @righthander - kolejny proputinowski użyteczny idiota. Pewnie nieironicznie uważa korwina za geniusza. Ta chyba kurwa gejusza xD Janusz Korwin zjedz mielone.
https://www.minds.com/AndrzejJedrzejewski/ @AndrzejJedrzejewski - Żydy wszendzie, NWO wszendzie co to bendzie co to bendzie. Gówno Panie Jędrzejewski, gówno. Wyjmij łeb z własnej dupy to może zobaczysz że świat nie jest taki czarno-biały
Le Happy Merchants
Theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jI6iAa-cC0
No, I don’t mean literal Jews lmao. These are people pushing scam products. They are likely bots and if not, grifters. Just scum, who want to profit off stupidity of others.
https://www.minds.com/iahaak1123p/ @iahaak1123p - sells supplements for weight loss. Also spams random videos, photos and gifs with popular hashtags like a typical bot. There used to be some huge shitstorm about a group that shared legit child porn between each other on minds. Alledgedly, this guy was part of it. His account was suspended once but he’s back.
https://www.minds.com/wholistic/ @wholistic - subscribed to me, like the bot he is. Shills big altpharma of shit supplements with no scientific backing.
https://www.minds.com/jroseland/ @jroseland - lazy eyed motherfucker who wants to ban porn and sells “nootropics”. Nootropics are drugs that supposedly boost your mental faculties, but only prescription drugs have been confirmed to work… On rats and patients with dementia. Random mixes of herbs and vitamins won’t do shit nigga.
https://www.minds.com/Positeer/ @Positeer - spam about their qortal project. People more knowledgeable than me about crypto have told me it looks like one of the many grift projects for moon bros.
https://www.minds.com/blockchaingeek/ @blockchaingeek/ - one of the many cryptogrifting spambots
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/1235338482398339072 - all spambots on the lists are merchants, in a way.
Okay, for now this should be it. I will be adding more people as they show up. Why did I even make this list? Because I was bored at work lmao. I just like prodding rabid dogs with sticks and seeing how they react. Also it was made a bit to vent since although we have many great people on minds, shitstains like these make people stay away.
#betterminds - I will probably make a based people list laterz.