Effie's Balloon Party

SUNDAY FUNNIES for JULY 19 2026 ANDY CAPP-- Chalkie asks Andy if he's booked to come along on a trip to London for the boxing match. Andy gives a spiel about boxing is a savage sport and London is overrated if you ask me. In other words, Flo didn't lend him the money. AUNTY...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for JULY 12 2026 ANDY CAPP-- Bill invites Andy to come along to the Rose to watch the big game, but Andy tells him he's really late. Late, Bill asks, it's Sunday morning. He went out Friday, that's how late he is, as Flo meets him at the door. AUNTY ACID-- I just...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for JULY 5 2026 AUNTY ACID-- (Sun.) The sooner you start acting like your mother, the more you'll get done and in half the time. (Sat.) Relationships are basically 2 people constantly asking each other what they want to eat, until one of them dies. BEETLE BAILEY--...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for JUNE 28 2026 ANDY CAPP-- Job Centre has set up interview for Andy at bolt factory, just sweeping up so he should be able to handle that. Well, interviewer stresses that he wants a "punctual and reliable person." Andy tells him he shows up on the dot for his...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for JUNE 21 2026 ANDY CAPP-- Andy is playing soccer, tackles an opponent. Gets red-carded of course, told to get off the pitch. Argues with ref and starts chasing ref! AUNTY ACID-- (Sat.) Maybe eating a donut wasn't cheating on my diet. Maybe going on a diet was...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for JUNE 14 2026 AUNTY ACID-- All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority of them are just freelancing. BIZARRO-- Unfortunate souls labor in the fires of hell. One tells another, "This is nothing compared to the 72 hours I spent on a sidewalk waiting to audition for...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for June 7 2026 ANDY CAPP-- Flo asks Andy if he still loves her after all these years? Of course, pet. Do you think about me all the time, she asks. Andy confesses not when he is playing darts, snooker, football, cards or when he's in the bookies, or.... (bad...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for May 31, 2026 B.C.-- Cave man chops a block of ice off a glacier, loads it on sledge pulled by horse back to village. By that time, it has shrunk to an ice cube. Customer orders one martini on the rocks, price 1,000 clams. BIZARRO-- Gingerbread boy and girl...See more

SUNDAY FUNNIES for May 24 2026 HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND! Happy Cookouts! 1 AND DONE-- Dark Vader poses for photo, tells photog, "Make sure you get my dark side." ANDY CAPP-- Vicar gets a promise from Capp that he'll stay off the ale for just one week. So Andy goes to pub and...See more