If you were a dinosaur who has returned to 21st century earth, which TWO people would you gobble up first, and why?

The one great thing about dinosaurs is that they are huge and can do as they like, especially against puny man!

Imagine that you are a dinosaur roaming around, trying to make sense of our modern world and you had to eat people to survive. Which two would you be getting rid of first? And why would they be first in line?

Now you can use your power and gobble up anyone whom you believe would give you your first tasty meal, but the reason had better be good and creative!

Well, I would have to go for someone in the media and, of course, a politician. I would start by eating:

1. Donald Trump - I don't think he needs any explanation! His cruelty and narcissism just do my head in.

2. Nigel Farage - Key Brexit supporter: For what he has done to Britain, while continuing to feather his own nest from Europe's coffers. Despicable and shameful.

Mmmm..that felt good (licks lips with huge belch of satisfaction!) :o)

Get gobbling with relish and keep it wholesome!! :o