Wednesday Jokes!

Clothes problems

The first man and woman, Adam and Eve, certainly had their problems. One day Adam got angry.


"You've done it again, haven't you, Eve?"


"Done what," Eve asked puzzled.


"You put my shirt in the salad again!"





In a hat shop the saleslady gushed, "That's definitely the hat for you. It makes you look 10 years younger."


"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put 10 years on every time I take off my hat!"

One liners

Policeman: How did the accident happen?


Driver: My wife fell asleep in the back seat.

Sunday school teacher: Can anyone tell me the story of Adam and Eve?


Little girl: First God created Adam. Then he looked at him and said, 'I could do better if I try again'. So he created Eve!

The first man Adam may have had his troubles, but at least he didn't have to listen to Eve talking about the man she could have married!!

Mid-life crisis

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde.

 Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."



My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.



Aren't older women great? They really know to solve your mid-life crisis!