PutinGulag: Russia-US

Putin's allusive promise to nuke Florida

Putin's address to the Federal Assembly of the Russian Federation (a cartoon with popular memes showing Russia as a neo-soviet concentration camp)

Russia, rise from slavish captivity, spirit of victory calls for your parade.

Raise the battle standards for Faith, Love and Kindness!

We will all march into a holy battle! Stand up for faith, Russian land!

[Kadyrov at the bottom: I'm not asleep!]

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'After today's address of the president of a destitute country about rockets with nuclear engines, underwater drones, gliding warheads and military lasers so far it's hard to say whether we're overtaking the West, but we've definitely left behind North Korea - by the degree of fuckedupness.'

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DJ Trump: 'A piece of CGI that 'was top secret this morning' has been up on youtube since 2012. Whole Pentagon ROFLing',

That's my thing - scaring everyone with rockets!

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Since you're planning a nuclear war, can I not pay major repairs tax?

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What should we call this cruise missile?

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Lavrov (foreign minister): 

-Kuzhugetovich [Sergey Shoigu, defence minister], don't you dare shoot at New York, my daughter lives there! 

-I know, Gryzlov's as well. And Mizulina asked not to shoot at Brussels, her son lives there. So who do I shoot at? 

-There's none of our guys in Voronezh (Russian city).

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