How Google Persuaded Me that Polygamy Isn't My Thing

Feminists are turning girls into spoiled, brainwashed, insufferable little sluts, or fat windbags who hate men.

 

MGTOW are telling men that all of society are against them, the system is rigged, avoid real women at all costs.

 

Meanwhile, I'm one of the few men who will sacrifice my time, money, and all my resources to creating children so that there will be people in the next generation who will uphold the law, and keep you fuckers safe in your old age.  

 

So I was thinking, maybe the only way to pick up the slack from all the people who are afraid of the other sex is to have multiple wives.

 

But then, on my honeymoon no less, we use GPS, and now it's like I have two women telling me which way to go.  Bitches are contradicting each other and shit...  You see, polygamy works well in a fantasy where women are quiet.  But in the real world women speak, and they LOVE to speak to you when you have to concentrate on something else.  

 

Thanks to Google, I don't want multiple wives anymore. One will do.