Supergirl S01E19-20 Final Review (Parody)

Part 1: Myriad

 

"Non and Indigo use mind control to make the citizens of National City their army, so Kara must find a way to save her friends."
imdb.com

 

 

Area 51 - Under new management...again!

 

Four DEO agents march through the set, sorted by gender and height. Lucy Lane skypes with Non-El.

Lucy Lane: "What is your bidding my master?"

 

Non: "Release all prisoners except for the white Martian for reasons I want tell."

 

Lucy Lane: "It is done." (actual dialogue)

 

What? You meant "consider it done" right? Because everyone is still in their cells.

Agent WhatsHerName touches the touchscreen and types but nothing visually happens except for the kryptonian screensaver on every display. I guess mind control gives you now the skill to read kryptonian letters? It's ridiculous because they were speaking english even on Krypton. If the DEO only had access to technology that prevents being mind-controlled...oh, wait!

We see a montage of the shittiest aliens brought into this franchise and for some reason Lucy Lane has to free a hot chick with a shitty red wig by herself. Alien hot chick then can't help but deliver some exposition everyone in the DEO already knows since they captured her.

Maxima: "I'm Maxima. Queen of the planet Almerac. Release me and I will murder everyone."

What an ego. Especially since she isn't a queen. She is princess Maxima and currently she is just prisoner #457389. Lucy Lane releases her and Maxima immediately kills both Red-Shirts but not Lucy because she is a woman.

Maxima: "What's wrong fragile human being? Don't wanna fight a super-strong warrior princess from outta space?"

 

Lucy Lane: "It would have been smarter to tell you this before I opened the cell but Non calls you because of Myriad."

 

Maxima: "Are you fucking retarded? I'm a princess from a species of warriors. Why would I answer a call from a "Non"-royal alien that lost his world and his wife? I'm not a therapist - I'm a warrior!!"

 

Lucy Lane: "Yeah, isn't it kinda funny that I'm now even more stupid while being mind-controlled?"

 

Maxima: "Oh, that is nothing. I will pledge alliance to Non because Superman refused to stick his boner in my who-ha."

 

Why was a princess from another planet imprisoned on Fort Rozz anyway? Wouldn't that not cause an inter-galactic war? Let's list all her powers here to display how fucking retarded the concept is of her being captured by non-super Kryptonians okay?

Maxima's Powers:

- Superhuman Strength

- Superhuman Speed

- Superhuman Endurance

- Invulnerability

- Flight

- Psychokinesis

- Empathy

- Hypnosis

- Telepathy

- Optical Force-Beams

- Force-Field Generation

With a power set like this she can easily defeat Superman, Supergirl and J'onn J'onzz all at once. But sure, not only was she captured by Kryptonheimers - no, the puny earthlings captured her too. My suspension of disbelief has certain limitations. Why they brought Maxima into this show and turned her into a villain will remain a mystery.

Anyway, Maxima decides to march through the facility instead to fly up and drill a hole into the DEO ceiling considering her temper. Supergirl teleports into the DEO and blows her...with her patented Mentos-Breath™.

Supergirl: "I'm the only hot alien chick in this show! Go back to your cage!"

 

They fight.

Two super-strong and invulnerable aliens beat each other with fists...this is so pointless.

Maxima makes an innuendo comment about Kara's cousin (what was his name again?) and that gives her the uppercut-hand to defeat Maxima - by punching her. But green muzzle flash is happening and Supergirl got hit by a kryptonite bullet.

Pew-pew.

But guess what? Despite the fact she has a Kryptonite bullet in her arm she still has her super-powers! Instead to use them to disarm/defeat Lucy and her minion, she super-speeds to her fancy escape pod, turns it around with her super-strength and activates the hyperdrive that is so "powerful" it can knock two puny humans on their butts. It can't be a rocket blast because otherwise Lucy and Agent WhatsHerName would be toast. Why was there still fuel in the rocket? I thought she crashed on Earth?

Stupidest scene in this show confirmed.

Oh wait, it gets even better! Remember the kryptonian screensaver? The prisoners weren't not released yet. It obviously takes a minute to shut down the containment grid but a good ol' punch to a console disables the countdown. Imagine nuclear power plants would work that way.

Russian Engineer #1: "Comrade! Chernobyl is going boom! What should we do?"

 

Russian Engineer #2: "Hit da console with a sledgehammer tovarich."

 

Supergirl pulls the bullet out of her arm. What was the story again with Kryptonite weaken and kill Kryptonians?

But I digress again.

What was the point of Maxima in this show again?

Damn, I digress once more!

 

 

Supergirl flies to the Fortress of Solitude again which is hidden inside a glacier. Y'know those things that melt pretty fast thanks to global warming. Why I mention global warming you ask? Because it is part of Non's motivation.

Kara yells around instead to use her X-Ray vision because she is stupid..or more likely the screenwriter, producer and director. Because this show is so stupid, it can't be the fault of a single person. Her costume has self-repairing abilities - bullet hole is gone.

Kelex: "I was binge-watching Daredevil season 2. What's with the ruckus?"

 

Supergirl: "Where is my cousin?"

 

Kelex: "If you search for your cousin then why yell my name the whole time? Don't you have a cell phone?"

 

Supergirl: "Please I need his help."

 

Kelex: "I'm sorry, he is busy destroying Metropolis...again! Or is he in space punching giant lasers? Hard to keep up with the BS currently."

 

Supergirl: "Okay....then tell me everything about Myriad instead."

 

Kelex: "Warning! I somehow have information about this matter but are not allowed to share it even though I was created here on Earth by an orphan who had no access to kryptonian history...do I have a Déjà-vu?"

 

Supergirl: "But Kelex - family."

 

Kelex:

 

Supergirl: "Damnit, I forgot robots are immune to drama."

 

Alura's Hologram: "Hello Kara."

 

Supergirl: "What the fuck are you doing here? There is no way a copy of your A.I. could be here!"

 

My words exactly...oh wait, that were my words.

 

Alura's Hologram: "Myriad was created to prevent the planets imminent destruction by using mind control."

 

Supergirl: "What? How would that work? Mind-control the planet to force him to not explode! What kind of bullshit is that?"

 

Alura's Hologram: "I'm only here to deliver expository dialogue and don't give you answers because there are none."

 

Supergirl: "Seriously? And this information was to dangerous...why again?"

 

Alura's Hologram: "We depleted our resources beyond repair and our politicians didn't knew what to do."

 

Supergirl: "Are you fucking kidding me? You built spaceships! How such a retarded civilisation was able to invent FTL is beyond my ability to comprehend."

 

Alura's Hologram: "I'm sorry Kara. We are only as smart as the combined creative process of the screenwriters."

 

Supergirl: "In other words - utterly useless."

 

Alura's Hologram: "Want a cookie?"

 

Supergirl: "Err..no. But I want to know two things. 1st: why pick a name from ancient greek? 2nd: why is it snowing here inside?"

 

Alura's Hologram: "This happens when stupid meets retarded."

 

 

30 miles outside of Midvale:

The Highway Police is harassing the passengers of a Gray Owl Express bus. Gray Owl? Seriously?

Female Police Officer (of course): "We are looking for dangerous and armed terrorists. One is an alien with super-powers and the other has a sister who is an alien with super-powers. Please stay calm and don't make sudden moves or we will kill everyone inside just to be safe."

 

So, why would the government use generic police officers to hunt down two former secret operatives with one having super-powers? Did they told the police all about the DEO? Or did they left them in the dark to have a higher chance to get killed for no reason just so the government can cover it up? This doesn't make any sense except so we can see Alex disguised with a terrible blonde wig that would never fool any face-recognition software - something that doesn't exist in this universe - and her ultra-dense blonde son Hank.
Yeah sure, use a disguise and a bus to travel instead the power of flying and phasing through solid matter. Soo fucking stupid.

Skip.

 

 

CatCo - Under new Management:

Supergirl visits her workplace because it is too expensive to pay for permits to another location. Everyone is brain-dead...oh wait, everyone is even more brain-dead than usual at CatCo. The power of mind-control makes everyone an expert in kryptonian language because everyone rapes their keyboards while the same shitty 1999 Matrix screensaver is running on every monitor.

Supergirl: "It is kryptonian. What is Non up too?" (actual dialogue)

 

What? How about you read what's on the screen? And didn't your Holo-Mom not just told you what Myriad is about?

Stupor-Girl it is again.

Stupor-Girl is worried that all her minions are now under control of Myriad. A newsflash of General Lame displays that the effect of the mind-control is limited to National City only.
Except for Cat Grant - she just waltzes into her offices clueless about what is happening even though it started at night. How did she get here? She has a driver. Is he immune too?

Cat Grant: "Kira, call Harrison Ford and tell him I'm flattered but I do not date older men." (actual dialogue)

 

I don't know what to say, I think the left hemisphere of my brain just collapsed.

Stupor-Girl: "Everyone is under alien mind-control haven't you noticed?"

 

Cat Grant: "Well, everyone is quieter than usual. Maybe my reign of terror has finally reached its peak of effectiveness." (actual dialogue)

 

I told you the whole time - Cat Grant is the secret Super-Villain of this show! She finally admitted it.

Stupor-Girl gets a SMS from cousin "Clark" saying he is on its way to help. Will we finally see the destroyer of Metropolis?

Cat Grant looks down the balcony and sees people on the street the size of ants regarding how high they are. But she nonetheless asks what's wrong with them? There are people in the street walking! Stupor-Girl looks out for Superman who appears just close enough so we don't see his face. He immediately lands and enters the zombie flash mob as well?

Stupor-Girl: "Oh nooes...my cousin is affected by Myriad too!"

 

What? Then why aren't you or Cat Grant not affected? Can't be the estrogen level since every other woman is under control too. There can only be one solution to this phenomenon! -> Bulletproof coffee and pumpkin spice latte! Damn you Starbucks!

Maxwell Smart: "Haha, look at me. I'm not affected as well and I knew you would be here on the balcony of CatCo. Am I smart or what?"

 

This is getting even more retarded with every passing minute.

Stupor-Girl: "Why aren't you affected? Ego to big?"

 

Maxwell Smart: "I build a modified Bluetooth headset that protects my whole brain for some reason. That McGuffin blocks out the signal of my own satellites. Y'know the ones Non infiltrated last christmas?"

 

Stupor-Girl: "You knew he used your satellites since some time and all you did was building one device to protect only you!"

 

Maxwell Smart: "Actually I built two. I gizmo'd your new earrings I send you Cat because we can't let 10 minutes pass without adding some romantic sub-plot."

 

Cat Grants: "That's why they came with the cryptic message 'wear them today'?"

 

Stupor-Girl: "But why is my cousin not immune?"

 

Maxwell Smart: "I'm not an alien expert or an expert on Superman but I deduce that growing up on a farm in Kansas had some negative impact on his brain chemistry...or the selfish lessons told by Kevin Costner combined with the lofty dialogue by Russell Crowe made him mentally unstable."

 

Stupor-Girl: "Yeah, I guess the combined nonsense of two elderly actors/country singers can soft-boil someone's brain."

 

Cat Grant: "Do you have a plan Max?"

 

Maxwell Smart: "As the smartest man in National City and beyond, I've came up with this incredibly elaborated plan...to kill them all!"

 

That will do.

 

 

Alien Dark Room of vague something:

Non and Indigo are looking ridiculous long at a shitty circling hologram representing a few blocks of National City.

Indigo: "How about you punch your niece today?"

 

Non: "Okay, sounds like fun."

 

 

Danvers House of Solitude:

Alex and Hank seek shelter at the only place the government will DEFINATELY looking for them...sigh.

Mom Danvers: "What are you doing here? Why are you blonde? Who is that kid?"

 

The kid talks like a 6-year old because they cast the son of one of the producers instant of someone with talent.

Kid (Hank): "Doktar Danwers, step a little awei pleeeaze!"

 

He transmorphes into Hank Henshaw and the old lady dies of heart attack....just kidding. She seems to be unfeazable.

 

Alex: "It's okay, he is family now."

 

Mom Danvers: "Okay, family."

 

 

CatCo - Dawn of the Dead:

Non-El: "Wazzup?"

 

Stupor-Girl: "Stop this Non-sense."

 

Non-El: "Can't do. I need to stop global warming and turning everyone in National City into a brain dead zombie will help achieve that goal."

 

That is the most stupidest plan I have ever heard. Even Mr. Mxyzptlk would give this a powerful facepalm.

Stupor-Girl: "Astra redeemed herself in her dying breath, so why can't you?"

 

Non-El: "Men are inherently evil in this show, that's why. But I can order some of your friends to jump from the balcony."

 

Winn, Tyrese and some random woman step on the railing and jump. Guess who is gonna die? They all fall three times faster than possible but Stupor-Girl has Super-Speed right? Well but she has only two arms and so she watches the random woman turning into street art.

 

 

Danvers House of Pointless Scenes:

Mom Danvers: "So, you were with my husband when he died?"

 

Hank Henshaw: "Yes and for some reason I refuse to tell you that he is still alive."

 

Mom Danvers: "How do you change density? Why can you breathe Earth air without dying? Why are you still in human form? Why does your clothes changes too? Is that gun real or is it part of your body?...."

 

Hank Henshaw: "You're so funny. You really think this show will answer any questions. Humans..."

 

 

CatCo - Tower of Shenanigans:

Since CBS can't afford the permits for the set location they used for Lord Industries, Cat's office becomes the new HQ for alien crisis's.

Maxwell Smart: "I was working on a Kryptonite bomb to destroy Kryptonians - all Kryptonians."

 

What? No, you weren't! You created a bizarre version of Supergirl and as a side effect you created Pricktonite and not Kryptonite you fucking liar! You don't have access to green Kryptonite and your red version would only make things worse. Not to mention that only a few Fort Rozz escapees are Kryptonians so your whole plan to nuke the city is utterly ridiculous and borderline retarded!

Gosh...this show is soo fucking stupid....

Maxwell Smart: "Maybe 8% of the human population will die and the whole area would be contaminated for the next 50 years."

 

Cat Grant: "Eight percent of four million people! That is...wait, let me count....one percent is 40k...times eight is...just a sec, I got this...that are 300,000 people!"

 

Maxwell Smart: "Close. This scene was pointless but there to demonstrate how smart you are?"

 

Stupor-Girl: "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

Maxwell skypes with General Lame because any form of communication still works for some reason.

General Lame: "Female Potus approves. May God have mercy with our souls."

 

I hate this cliché. Everytime in a movie/TV show military is about to nuke something they say this line.

Maxwell Smart: "If God exists, she would approve too."

 

Of course, of course...

 

 

Alex and Hank appear to help by landing at night on a construction site. It is a cheap set location and I bet CBS didn't even pay for permits because it is night time.

Hank uses his telepathy to shield Alex even though she is as thick-headed as Kara and wouldn't need protection. But that didn't stops Indigo from finding them instantly even though she wasn't looking for them. She knocks out Alex instead to kill her because of her higher billing and Hank doesn't use the vast amount of powers he has and refers to an earthly gun with lead bullets...oh boy. He shoots her seven times but she pulls out 20 bullets from her body. Math - the secret mystery.

Indigo monologues a bit and then they fight a bit. CBS spends most of its budget to make a big asplosion that accomplishes nothing. Hank gets stabbed, transmutes back to J'onn J'onzz and is about to die.

But hey, thanks for trying to assist Stupor-Girl...what was your plan again?

 

 

CatCo Office - Re-Decorated to pass as Lord Industry office (seriously):

Stupor-Girl: "I have a better plan."

 

Maxwell Smart: "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

Stupor-Girl: "I will use hope." (actual dialogue)

 

Maxwell Smart: "Rainbows and unicorns aye? Well, I think I stick with my plan okay?"

 

Stupor-Girl: "Make a choice that honors your parents."

 

Maxwell Smart: "I knew telling you about that would come back one day to bite me in the ass. I just didn't knew it would be so soon. Seriously? Five minutes later?"

 

Cat Grant: "Let's go to an old TV station to send inspiring dialogue, even though we had no trouble to communicate earlier."

 

 

I bet, Cat Grant tries her Potus impersonation again to deliver the most schmalziest, corny and cringeworthy speech in human history.

Part 2: Better Angels

 

"Supergirl is forced to do battle with an unexpected enemy as she risks everything - including her life - to stop Non and Indigo from destroying everyone on Earth."
imdb.com

 

 

Stupor-Girl has to fight her adopted sister who is not only mind-controlled but suited up with a kryptonite-powered exo-skeleton?

 

Isn't that Lex Luthor's schtick? Who slapped that suit together? Obviously not Non. Why would they build a suit that gives you super-powers and is powered by kryptonite anyway?
I know, I know...stop asking perfectly reasonable questions.

Stupor-Girl decides to battle her sister in melee combat because she is fucking stupid. Even though Alex has no super-speed, she nonetheless almost Darth Mauls' her sister. The Kryptonite machete is able to hurt her but the radiation from the gear doesn't siphon away her super-powers?

I give up.

What else?

Oh yes, Stupor-Girl - unable to learn from her earlier mistakes - goes into melee again with the goal to dismantle the kryptonite suit. And here it comes - now the kryptonite acts like super-hot stuff because it burns Stupor-Girls skin on touch?

.

..

...

I don't know what to say...

...

..

.

Where were we?

Ah yes, Alex is about to stab her adopted sister to death but Hank Henshaw was able to stop dying and brought Alex Mom from across the country. Mom Danvers uses her powers of Super-Schmalz to talk sense into her daughter's mind-controlled mind...and it works for some reason.

The Power of Mom Ladies & Gentlemen.

How about you send now your mind-controlled Superman to wipe out that little drama scene Non? Would take less than three seconds aye?

And this exactly how the finale will end. Harnessing the power of drama and unleash it to revert status quo...

 

 

Maxwell Smart, engineer of Maglev trains is now an expert in Brainology and configures 30 year old TV equipment to stimulate the part of the brain that gives hope.

And that is the point where this show, bristling with feminism turns into some kind of religious cult.

Stupor-Girl appears on every screen in National City and schmalzes everyone back to normal.

Crisis averted.

Well, not quite...we have still 30 minutes left.

 

 

CatCo - Factory Reset minus one no-named extra:

Hey, remember Superman was in this episode? We neither!

 

 

Area 51 - Things happen:

General Lame: "I'm glad you're alive but I came here to arrest the Martian."

 

Lucy Lane: "Even though I'm the director of the DEO and you are not my commanding officer I wont do anything to stop you."

 

Lucy Lane - This show would benefit from her death.

 

Alex didn't get arrested too because she helps cleaning the mess? Stupor-Girl helps her and she visibly has problems lifting a small table?

What the fuck is going on here? Are these outtakes?

Mom Danvers is here too because why not? I bet they have a Kindergarten at the entrance now too...and a McDonalds Drive-In.

Mom Danvers: "My Drama-Sense is tingling. Why were you and J'onn at my house?"

 

Alex: "Dad is still alive."

 

Mom Danvers (checking her tweets): "What?"

 

It speaks a lot when I say that Calista Flockhart has more facial expressions than Helen Slater.

Maxwell Smart: "May I interrupt this retarded scene with something related please? Myriad is still happening but this time it is about to pop our heads."

 

Stupor-Girl: "Makes sense. We still have 27 minutes left to fill with crap."

 

Maxwell Smart: "The Kryptonians using Dubstep-Frequencies mixed with Acid-House-Techno-Beats to raise the power of Myriad."

 

Stupor-Girl: "That could kill all humans on Earth! I have to tell Winn."

 

Maxwell Smart: "That wont help right now."

 

Stupor-Girl: "But he is the world-leading expert in Deus-Ex-Machinism!"

 

Maxwell Smart: "And I'm the world-leading expert in McGuffinology. What we need right now is a Plotdevicium."

 

Stupor-Girl: "I think you've learned by now. I can handle anything." (actual dialogue)

 

Like the fire at the docks? Babysitting? Pricktonite? A healthy relationship? Family issues? Logic?

Maxwell Smart: "You can't face this threat alone. Humans will die if they get too close to Myriad and J'onn J'onzz is wounded. Too bad that there is no other super-powered alien around who has as much a reason to stop Non like you do...hmmm."

 

Yeah...what's his face? Oh, you mean that unknown guy in the Medbay who is conveniently unconscious?

CatCo - HQ of Headaches:

Stupor-Girl returns to work because that is where the world needs her the most! Don't you get it! It is very important, so don't question it! It is not only her life but this set cost a fortune so CBS will use it as often as they could okay!

Why are we here? Ah yes, Kira wants to confess her love to Cat Grant.

Kira: "It's been a great honor to work for you and you are my role model. You lead this city with such strength and grace and has the biggest heart I know."

 

What?

She is still speaking english right?

Are my ears broken?

What?

What the fuck?

Did I woke up in another dimension again?

I have to drink some bleach right now.

Oh no, she keeps talking like that.

Kira: "I just wanted to say thank you for being such a great mentor and friend."

 

Ooh, I get it. You want to be nice to the worst person in this show so you can go on a suicide mission without having anything to regret. But the words you used are a horrible lie!
You were more honest under the influence of Pricktonite. Gosh, I miss that times when you acted like a normal human being.

And of course she now goes to Tyrese with whom she shares the least kind of chemistry to tell him they can't be together because drama.

Skip!

 

 

Area 51 - Super-Coma:

Stupor-Girl visits J'onn J'onzz who is still in Hank form and in shackles in a Medbay. Superman is lying next to him unconscious and we only see his iconic boots while Stupor-Girl doesn't give a shit about him. In fact, she doesn't even look after her comatose cousin. What was this whole dialogue about again? Blood bonds and family?

This scene soley exists to repeat the last five minutes of dialogue and to show that Supes can't be of help because CBS is a greedy bunch of retarded assholes.

Here is a solution I came up with the massive problems of this show - if you don't wanna make a Superhero show, then don't do it for fucks sake!

 

 

Maxwell Smart: "I found them thanks to this little McGuffin."

 

Stupor-Girl: "The Omegahedron! They used that back in the 80's to make an even more shitty version of Supergirl! This thing could destroy the whole franchise...forever!"

 

So this thing was on Fort Rozz too? Why? Did Non hid it the whole time disguised as anal-beads? So many questions and not a single answer.

Did Damon Lindelof wrote this episode?

Hank Henshaw: "You will not face this threat alone."

 

General Lame: "You are still under arrest...even though you walk around here unshackled."

 

Alex: "And you are hurt...which never ever stopped anyone from doing shit. Worst offender - Fast & Furious 7."

 

Lucy Lane: "Oh? Is this my moment to shine now? Okay...here it comes. Are you all listening? Camera close-up? ....Release him! Now!" (actual dialogue)

 

... Well done Lucy, well done. He was already released and there was nothing you could do to stop him anyway.

Sigh...

 

 

J'onn J'onzz and Stupor-Girl fly to the secret hideout of Evil-Non and his Mystique rip-off Indigo. The secret base of the evil aliens was - you will never get it - the crashed Fort Rozz!

Dan-dan-daaaan!

Seriously? The DEO searched he whole wreckage, salvaged everything to fuel their missions with advanced technology, they even learned to understand the kryptonian computer technology to the point to where they were able to re-create its purpose but they never found the Dark Room of Alien Conspiracy?

Whatever. At this point in the show its all a clusterfuck anyway.

Stupor-Girl: "Where is your army?"

 

Non-El: "Already in their sleeping pods, ready for their journey that awaits once we dispense with the two of you." (actual dialogue)

 

What? This doesn't make any sense!

What journey? Where to? And wouldn't it be easier to use them first to "dispense" the obstacles with ease instead of...aww fuckit!

Stupor-Girl: "And the Omegahedron?"

 

Non-El: "Right here. Take it"

 

I know you are an arrogant prick Non, but this is Stupor-Girl level of retardness right now you are showing here.

But please continue.

Non-El: "Smash it to pieces. That wont stop us because its power comes from her."

 

What? Is Fort Rozz now female too? Why am I still trying to understand what's going on?

.

..

...

One bottle of Tequila later.

...

..

.

Ssoo...where wash wee?

Uuuu yesh...

Instead of stopping Myriad they decide to punch each other while every human is about to die horribly.

We see no one wearing a tinfoil cap but we see what I have foreseen the whole time - Alex and Max holding hands.

Sigh.

Stupor-Girl and Non-El play the retarded game of Plasma-Vision™ vs. Plasma-Vision™ at full force again while J'onn J'onzz rips Indigo in half. She screams like she is in mortal danger but she is synthetic and can turn into pixel dust any time so why is she afraid? And didn't using Plasma-Vision™ at full force drained Stupor-Girl of her powers for some time earlier?
Oh? Did I try to understand the utterly stupidity of this show again?

I'm sorry.

Stupor-Girl yells and growls and overcomes Non - charcoaling his eyes. this really happens.

Half-Indigo: "You can't stop Doomsday...muhahaha!"

 

 

Area 51 - 00:03:23 until Doomsday:

They calculated the "deadline" to humanity to the very second? Oh, my brain can't stop trying to understand what's going on. I really need a lobotomy for this show.

WhatsHerName Agent: "Ma'am. Stupor-Girl needs to talk with you."

 

Alex: "What's going on? Myriad still gives me the biggest migraine in history."

 

Stupor-Girl: "We defeated Non and Indigo but we can't stop Myriad. I have to lift Fort Rozz into space."

 

Alex: "That is no option Kara. Once you're in space there is no atmosphere, there is no gravity. You wouldn't be able to breathe or generate thrust." (actual dialogue)

 

The words from the world-leading alien expert.

 

So, Kryptonians in this show can't survive in space? But this is still the universe with the Pre-Man-of-Steel Superman aye? So, she can survive in space. Second, no gravity in space? Were you raised by scientists or creationist? And she doesn't generate thrust like a plane or bird you fucking idiot. How do you think her flying works? Strong wind currents?

Let's end this show will you?

Stupor-Girl lifts Fort Rozz into space and is saved by her own Pod - NOT spaceship!

Alex saved Kara with her pod using her piloting skills?

That pod had space for one person. Did she opened the cockpit in space to take Kara inside? Piloting an alien ship with kryptonian controls and symbols? And didn't Superman ripped that pod open in the pilot episode? So, it is broken and therefore useless in the vacuum of space?

Deus Ex machina Ladies and Gentlemen. The writers choice when you wrote yourself into a corner.

Everyone at the DEO applauds Stupor-Girl...except for Superman who is nowhere to be seen or mentioned again.

SKIP!!!!

 

 

CatCo - Promotion:

Cat Grant: "Here, your new office. You are the best that ever is and will ever be. I even carry your crap."

 

SKIP!!

 

 

Kara's Luxury Apartment of Celebration:

Everyone who knows that Kara is Stupor-Girl is there to party. Kara and Tyrese kiss but no sex because another kryptonian escape pod conveniently flies by her very window and crashes nearby. Stupor-Girl and Hank investigate before the awesome National City fire department arrives.

J'onn J'onzz: "Careful. You don't know what's inside." (actual dialogue)

 

Yeah, if she just had some kind of See-Through-Vision™. But that is a ridiculous thought right? Right?

Stupor-Girl rips the cockpit open like her cousin did with hers and looks inside.

What will we see?

Krypto the Super-Dog?

Comet the Wonder-Horse?

Fluffy the Uber-Snake?

Oh the tension...

And then this episode ends.

Cliffhanger for a 2nd season that wont come...

 

 

I hope it is not Power-Girl.

Rumors are Power-Girl will appear in CW's shitty "Legends of Tomorrow" show and Melissa Benoist is supposed to play that role.

That wont work for two reasons:

 

One:

Two: