Supergirl S01E18 Review (Parody)

World's Finest

 

"Kara gains a new ally when the Flash arrives from an alternate universe and helps her fight the Silver Banshee and Livewire in exchange for helping him return home."
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This episode has the same rating score as Schindler's List...go figure. I hate DC fanboys...
"World's Finest" ...sigh, let's capitalize on another original Superman story dear CBS producers and retarded screenwriters instead of coming up with own ideas or at least Supergirl stories. Y'know, DC made comics about Supergirl...with stories in it!

 

So obviously Grant Gustin, an actor known for starring in the TV show Glee, pays a visit to Melissa Benoist, another actor known for starring in the TV show Glee. If Adam Foster aka Blake Jenner, another actor known for starring in the TV show Glee, shows up too then this episode will become a terrible teenage musical. I shudder in anticipation.

 

 

Area 51 - Bitch Treatment Center:

ʃəˈvɔːn) lies on a table and sucks. It seems like Winn brought her here.

Winn: "What is she?"

 

Supergirl: "You had sex with her. Tell me."

 

Winn: "She didn't turn into pavement pizza after a four-story fall."

 

Supergirl: "People don't trust me anymore."

 

Winn: "Woah! What does this have to do with ʃəˈvɔːn)? Oh, I get it. Everything is about you, you selfish cunt."

 

Supergirl: "I just wish I could fly so fast to reverse time..."

 

Winn: "Actually..."

 

Supergirl: "Or have a well-known relative who stands for Truth, Justice and the American Way to speak for me."

 

Winn: "You actually could just call.."

 

Female Doctor: "I just took some blood from her and by looking at it shortly I figured out she can cast powerful waves of sonic energy that created a sound cushion so she was able to survive."

 

Supergirl:

 

Winn:

 

Dr. House:

 

Doogie Howser:

 

Female Doctor: "What?"

 

Winn: "I'm sorry, that is some pretty retarded shit and I have seen some really dumb horseshit since I'm in this show."

 

Supergirl: "Will she become a super-villain?"

 

Female Doctor: "Most likely."

 

Winn: "So, she is an alien?"

 

Female Doctor: "Her DNA says she is human."

 

Supergirl: "But she has super-powers?"

 

Female Doctor: "Listen, I'm only here to deliver two lines of exposition. Let's say it's a kind of magic okay? Because I'm a scientist for a secret alien hunting organisation and not the slightest curious about it."

 

ʃəˈvɔːn): "So you don't know what's wrong with me? Thanks for nothing." (actual dialogue)

 

Do you just let her go? For a super secret goverment organisation you really suck at the secrecy stuff.

Winn tries to soothe ʃəˈvɔːn) but she has a seizure...a vision? She wants to go and comes across an open room with Haywire...sorry, LiveWire in it questioned by Lucy Lane. The security measures in this facility are a joke.

Lucy Lane: "I will interrogate you because I'm a lawyer but also the new director and despite your case is as cold as a dinosaur corpse and we already know every detail about your past, I will waste valuable tax money to ask you this again so a random person can eavesdrop through the absurdly wide open door."

 

LiveWire: "You're the boss girl."

 

Lucy Lane: "How does your powers work?"

 

LiveWire: "Sorry, you can't torture electricity except with this awful food you serve here. When I'm free again, I will take revenge on Cat Grant. You hear that world? I WILL ELECTROCUTE CAT GRANT!!! Muhahahaha!!!"

 

Random DEO Agent #7685: "That's enough exposition for you young lady. Time to leave and please don't tell anyone about this place okay?"

 

 

CatCo - Cupcake Inferno:

Cat Grant opens a pink box full of artsy cupcakes. Obviously made by Max Black and Caroline Channing.

Cat Grant: "I know what you think Kira. You want to taste one of those sweet, creamy things but you're to scared because your belly might become big."

 

Kara: "What? I don't become fat just because of one cupcake."

 

Cat Grant: "Not these ones, but a certain hot chocolate one maybe?"

 

Kara: "I feel not comfortable talking about my non-existing sex life with you....but I will do it nonetheless since I have learned nothing in the last 17 episodes."

 

Cat Grant: "If you want to catch that bald anaconda you need to read my 1998's Guide into Romantic Chemistry which inspired George Lucas for this fabulous relation between Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala in Attack of the Clowns."

 

Kara: "Eternal virginity it is then."

 

Cat Grant is about to take a bite out of a sugar-filled, delicious cupcake but the scene changes once more to save Calista Flockhart from consuming food. How she seduced Harrison Ford will remain a mystery.

 

 

ʃəˈvɔːn) is walking down the street and suffers from periodic cramps or migraine but no one seems to care. The powers of evil wrong-doing overwhelm her and so she goes to the only place where she can truly wreck havoc - CatCo.

She enters the building, takes the elevator to her former office without any resistance. I don't know about you guys but when someone returns to his workplace after being fired to sabotage/defame a former colleague and is caught, he /she will not have permission to enter said workplace again. That is what security is for. I'm just kidding, no one in this universe gives a flying fuck about security measures.

Cat Grant: "Call security Kira. I haven't seen such crazy eyes since I looked into a mirror this morning."

 

What security Cat? There is none.

ʃəˈvɔːn): "You ruined my life Kara Danvers but since I have super-powers now this revenge thing should be utterly pointless. Oh wait...I'm also evil as fuck! DIEEEEEEEE!!"

 

ʃəˈvɔːn) silver-banshees Kara out of the window and she falls unconscious to her certain death. Oh the tension.

Suddenly, a red streak enters this universe via portal and immediately runs up the front of CatCo, catches Kara and runs away with her what looks like a couple of hundred miles while the iconic Flash theme plays in the background to remind the last simpleton who just entered the show. A hospital would be a better choice for a traumatized victim but instead his speed set her chesticles ablaze with terrible cheap CGI flames. He hesitates to pad her hot boobies to extinguish the flames. It's not like he has a dozen variations regarding deleting flames. Kara takes care of the flames by herself and only a shitty CGI shade impersonating ash remains on her wool sweater. It looks ridiculously cheap.

Flash: "You don't seem to bother about fiery boobs."

 

Kara: "I wasn't in danger."

 

Flash: "Okay, shall I carry you up there again to continue your fall undisturbed then?"

 

Kara: "Sorry, can do that all by myself."

 

She swoops into the air but drops her Kira-Cosplay-Outfit at Flash which would even dazzle a hardcore pervert. So it leaves him only one option left - to follow her. Just imagine she forgot to wear her Supergirl costume this day.

Supergirl watches the red streak flashing below her and decides to question him.

Flash: "How did you do that?"

 

Supergirl: "I'm Supergirl. How did you do that?"

 

Flash: "I'm the Flash."

 

Supergirl:

 

Flash:

 

Supergirl: "Who are you?"

 

Flash: "Wait? You don't know who I am? What about the Green Arrow?"

 

Supergirl: "Doesn't ring a bell."

 

Flash: "Black Canary?"

 

Supergirl: "Nope."

 

Flash: "Firestorm?"

 

Supergirl: "Huh?"

 

Flash: "The Atom?"

 

Supergirl: "Is he...tiny?"

 

Flash: "What about...?"

 

Supergirl: "Yeah, I get it. You're from another universe cramped to the brim with the lamest DC superheroes affordable. Sorry, but CBS is a bunch of greedy old farts who even can't pay a full face close-up of Superman."

 

Flash: "Well at least we don't have Aquaman. Imagine a movie about that one..total disaster!"

 

Supergirl: "Speaking of disaster. What are you doing here?"

 

Flash: "Uhm, I obviously took a wrong turn and ended up in your universe. I need a lift."

 

 

CatCo - Supergirl's Secret Surveillance Room:

Barry Allen: "So you have Central City but not Star Labs, no Cisco Ramone, no Harrison Wells and no Caitlin Snow."

 

Kara. "Great, you're still talking this way as if I should know who these people are."

 

Winn and Tyrese storm the room because? Did she told them she is here? Then why the dramatic entrance? But I digress.

Winn: "Kara? Are you okay?"

 

Kara: "Yes, what about ʃəˈvɔːn)?"

 

Winn: "After she pulled that Maria Carey stunt on you she just split."

 

She split? Are there two now?

Barry Allen: "So you have a Maria Carey too? That's unfortunate."

 

Tyrese: "Who are you?"

 

Barry Allen: "Oh hi, I'm Barry Allen. I'm from another universe."

 

Winn: "Cool, so the multiverse theory is right? Btw Kara is an alien."

 

Barry Allen: "You're an alien?"

 

You are an alien too now Barry because you are not from this world.

Barry Allen: "You mean there are aliens on this Earth?"

 

Tyrese: "What do you mean with this Earth?"

 

Earn that paycheck Tyrese.

Barry Allen: "Okay...there are multiple versions of Earth. One where the Nazis won WW2, one where Donald Trump became Potus, one where the Star Wars prequels didn't sucked etc."

 

Winn: "How about one where everyone is retarded?"

 

Barry Allen: "Been there. Zach Snyder is the ruler and it sucked hairy balls. Each Earth occupies the same space but are divided by slight differences in cosmic frequency so they can't interact with each other."

 

Winn: "But when someone is fast enough, he could create a breach to travel to another Earth?"

 

Tyrese: "But how can you travel that fast?"

 

What do you mean by "that fast"? It isn't mentioned of how fast someone has to be. Maybe it is just 70 mph and the right circumstances?

Barry runs out to get everyone some ice cream...in a flash! I hope he doesn't pay for it with his interdimensional dollars.

Kara squeaks like a twelve year old...sigh.

Barry Allen: "I got struck by lightning while a particle accelerator asploded and I became a superhero."

 

Tyrese: "So, you are a superhero?"

You really earn every paycheck...every.

Barry Allen: "Can I get some food? I need to consume ca. 10,000 calories a day."

 

Winn: "Then you met the right girl buddy."

 

Kara: "Do you like donuts?"

 

Barry Allen: "I was speaking of food...I mean..who doesn't?"

 

So you have to eat round about 50 donuts to catch your daily need for calories? And I bet you eat them all in two seconds flat? Regarding your body physique I doubt you can do that without your belly exploding. If that doesn't kill you, the vast amount of fat in that short time will give you a heart attack or your liver will fail you, whatever comes first. Anyway, Flash or not Flash, eating 50 donuts a day will kill you for sure. But I digress...again.

Cat Grant: "Kira! I don't pay you for playing tourist guide. We have competition. A new superhero is in town."

 

Kara: "Uhm, did you forget that ʃəˈvɔːn) yelled me out of a window just an hour ago? Do we skip that very important part?"

 

Cat Grant: "You're still alive so I don't care but this new superhero who saved you and you didn't mention to me and I don't ask you about for some reason, on the other hand means competition for Supergirl."

 

Kara: "I wouldn't call it competition. I bet he is gone...very fast soon."

 

Cat Grant: "So, he is more like a sidekick then?"

 

Barry Allen:

 

Winn and Tyrese enter Cat's office for no reason as to give her the chance to deliver the most awkward, slightly insulting, pointless reference in the history of anything ever.

Cat Grant: "All of you standing there doing nothing. You look like the attractive yet non-threatening, wishfully diverse cast of a CW show." (actual dialogue)

 

There aren't enough hands on this Earth to deliver the amount of facepalms needed to slap this utterly ridiculous bullshit out of existence.

Cat Grant: "Now it is up to me to give this speedster a name. Hm, how about the Wush? Or the Red Streak? Or..the Blur?" (actual dialogue)

 

Maybe a facepalm delivered by Chuck Norris could help?

Chuck Norris: "I'm sorry, but even I can't undo this shit."

 

Damnit.

Barry Allen: "How about the Flash! Sounds pretty awesome doesn't it?"

 

Cat Grant: "Nya...this sounds like a sex pervert hiding behind bushes dressed only in a trenchcoat."

 

Barry Allen: "And the Red Streak doesn't?"

 

Cat Grant: "Testosterone out, estrogen in."

 

 

Snake Oil Street - National City:

ʃəˈvɔːn) enters a tourist trap shop for gullible muggles. Her auntie does her best to imitate an irish accent but fails miserably. ʃəˈvɔːn), who is played by an obviously Italian looking actress who's name is even Italia Ricci mind you, seeks help from her fake irish aunt. We will never learn her name so I call her Fia. This is so insulting. We need to have a black Jimmy Olsen but we piss on the irish culture, This is some retarded SJW shit here.

Fia: "How is my least hated niece?"

 

ʃəˈvɔːn) is the most likeable person in her family? I have serious doubts about that.

ʃəˈvɔːn): "I yelled someone out of the window."

 

Fia: "So, you're already past the voices and visions and murdered someone? Why aren't you in jail then or in a morgue yet? The police shot at Supergirl for destroying a flatscreen!"

 

Ah crap! She didn't said that...that was me again. This show definitely boosts insanity.

ʃəˈvɔːn): "Yes, why is that?"

 

Fia: "It's the Banshee! Have you seriously never considered why all the women in our family are..shall we say unlikable?" (actual dialogue)

 

And yet you nonetheless procreate.

Fia: "It's a curse. Passed on generation to generation."

 

ʃəˈvɔːn): "So I'm cursed?"

 

That is what she just said.

Fia: "Curse is triggered when someone wrongs you. If you want it to stop you have to kill whoever is the object of your anger." (actual dialogue)

 

What? Is every woman in your family cursed hence why they are unlikable? Then why are there not hundreds of murder cases connected to your family?

ʃəˈvɔːn): "That is some ambiguous shit. So, if a cab driver charges more than usual I have to kill him or if my husband is late for dinner..."

 

Fia: "Yes. But on the positive side it isn't your fault. It is a curse that turns you evil unlike men who are inherently evil and embrace every opportunity for wrong-doing."

 

Not to mention that this is a retconned, fucked up version of the original source material and like with LiveWire she will transform not into a cool looking villain, instead she will look like an old hag. But please continue with your shenanigans.

ʃəˈvɔːn): "I'd love to kill that little blonde twig who ruined my live." (actual dialogue)

 

Kara isn't blonde. She has pretty shitty dyed hair and is obviously a brunette. And she didn't ruined your life, that was all your own doing...oh, wait. I defend Supergirl? Nevermind, skip that.

ʃəˈvɔːn): "I tried but Supergirl saved her. How am I suppose to kill her if she is protected by a superhero?"

 

Check your Twitter ʃəˈvɔːn). She wasn't saved by Supergirl - it was the Blur!

ʃəˈvɔːn): "The enemy of my enemy is my friend!"

 

Sigh.

 

 

Area 51 - The most un-secret place to keep Super-Villains:

LiveWire is moping in her glass prison still wearing her shitty goth-emo outfit. A loud scream destroys her cell and she escapes.

Yep. That's it. Easy as pie. This is the reason why the DEO should consider erasing memories from their "guests" to make sure this location remains secret.

 

 

CatCo - Avengers Assemble:

Kara gets a call from Lucy informing her about LiveWires escape.

Kara: "Ms. Grant. LiveWire just escaped and she is propably after you. Do you have a Panic Room?"

 

Cat Grant: "No need. I stay put since I beat her once I can do that again."

 

Are you fucking retarded?

Cat Grant: "Okay, okay...I had help. I can get help again."

 

Still retarded.

Kara seeks help in form of the Blur which Tyrese isn't so fond about. Handsomeness isn't a super-power Tyrese...sorry. But make yourself useful again by answering Cat's phone will'ya?

 

 

Area 51 - Home of the Freaks...wait that's CatCo:

The Blur takes a sight-seeing tour through the whole complex in less than two seconds and almost pees himself at the sight of Kara's escape pod - NOT spaceship!

Lucy Lane: "Who is this masked man? Alien?"

 

Supergirl: "Metahuman."

 

Lucy Lane: "Well, we have protocols for visitors at the DEO." (actual dialogue)

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah.......that was an awesome joke!

 

 

Abandoned Location #6751:

LiveWire materializes out of thin air. For some reason an ice-cooler with fresh beer in it is waiting for her. Seriously, this happened!

Despite the fact that beer is mostly made of water which is her weakness she nonetheless drinks it and doesn't short-circuit. Maybe it's a special brew?

ʃəˈvɔːn): "Feeling comfy?"

 

LiveWire: "Who are you?"

 

ʃəˈvɔːn): "I'm the one who freed you from your hamster wheel." (actual dialogue)

 

It was a terrarium and not a hamster wheel you stupid twig. She wasn't running in circles. But that gives me an idea. She would work perfect in that scenario as living backup generator.

LiveWire: "And how did you do that?" (actual dialogue)

 

What? You was present when the scream that shattered your glass prison happened! Everyone is retarded in this show.

ʃəˈvɔːn) displays her power by yelling so loud that even normal people could figure out her whereabouts but Supergirl's Super-Listening powers are obviously on vacation.

ʃəˈvɔːn): "Luck of the irish." (actual dialogue)

 

You aren't irish.

LiveWire: "Okay I'm listening." (actual dialogue)

 

Haha, very funny writers...very funny. Let's see if you can come with with even lamer jokes.

ʃəˈvɔːn): "We both share the same interests and enemies. Let's team up."

 

LiveWire: "Like an evil Taylor-Swift-Squad?" (actual dialogue)

 

Wait? There is a "good" Taylor-Swift-Squad? ♫ 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood ♫

ʃəˈvɔːn): "What do you say?"

 

LiveWire: "Not in that outfit. You need a makeover."

 

Please don't.

 

 

Area 51 - Or as we call it for this episode: The Blur-Cave!

Tyrese teleports into the facility to help but remains utterly useless. He is only good at taking pictures but didn't even brought his camera...again.

Barry Allen writes an algorythm because he is now a computer expert too and not just a forensic assistant...sigh. Isn't that Winn's job?

The Blur: "I found LiveWire. She hides in this warehouse where no one heard unusual noises."

 

Supergirl: "Everyone stays here because she is too dangerous. Barry and I taking care of her."

 

The Blur: "Do you have a plan?"

 

Supergirl: "Catch the bad girl, bringing her back here and 85% chance of punching." (actual dialogue)

 

The Blur: "Err...yes...but what's the plan?"

 

Winn: "You're the Dynamic Duo. You figure something out."

 

Someone is about to get sued.

 

 

The Dynamic Duo enters the warehouse. And yet again Supergirl didn't use some of the shitload of powers she has to check for danger or traps.

Supergirl: "For the record. I was here first." (actual dialogue)

 

The Blur: "Technically, I was running around the block, checking the perimeter."

 

Thank you Barry for using your brain.

LiveWire: "Oh? You brought a date?"

 

The Blur: "I got this."

 

The Blur uses his lightning strike ability on LiveWire....sigh. Skip the part about using your brain.

LiveWire: "Thanks for the charge!"

 

The Blur: "Ouchies..."

 

Supergirl: "Didn't I told you before she is living electricity?"

 

Supergirl wants to start the sprinkler system of the warehouse to short-circuit LiveWire but the Silver Banshee appears and obviously shatters her eardrums because blood is seeping from her ears.

LiveWire: "Oh look. I brought a partner too."

Don't bother LiveWire. Supergirl is deaf now.

Silver Banshee: "All my life I thought I was cursed. But now I see I was cursed for the better." (actual dialogue)

 

What? You never thought you was cursed your whole life. You was too busy being a selfish bitch. Anyway, don't bother. As I said before, Supergirl is deaf.

They start fighting but the Blur and Supergirl decide to retreat because the combined power of obnoxious noises and sarcastic electricity is too much for two superheros who's combined power is to travel through time and space and lift a million tons.

Sigh...

Sigh...

Sigh...

 

 

CatCo - Because why not?

Kara is moping on the balcony and Barry tries to comfy her. Because what this show really needs is another possible love interest.

Barry: "You're okay?"

 

Kara: "I'm sorry for rushing you into this without a plan. I didn't knew she has a cohort." (actual dialogue)

 

Barry made a stupid move as well Kara and everyone at the DEO should have heard the iconic scream that helped LiveWire to escape. So, it wasn't far-fetched to assume they would team up right?

Barry: "Being a superhero is like being a boy scout. Be prepared for the unexpected."

 

Kara: "A few weeks ago I was exposed to Pricktonite™. It made me do horrible things."

 

Like smashing a priceless flatscreen Kara! You can't be more evil than that.

Barry: "I know it's ironic coming from me but you have to slow down. You can't rush forward, speed-up things..."

 

Kara: "I get it...more speed puns."

 

Barry: "What I was going to say is that the same shit happened to me."

 

Kara: "Really? How?"

 

Barry: "The same retarded writers."

 

Kara: "Oh! Fair point."

 

 

Tyrese: "Where is Kara?"

 

Winn: "She is with Barry at the DEO."

 

No she isn't. She is obviously on the CatCo balcony. Is the editor of this show this retarded or is it the director?

Cat Grant: "Where is Kira and why haven't I fired her yet? I need her to book a massage."

 

Winn: "You better look behind you Ms. Grant."

 

LiveWire: "Muhahaha! I'm back! And instead killing you right here right now, I keep monologuing so that even a handicapped guy in a wheelchair has the time to save you. Meet my new partner."

 

Can anyone use Cat Grant's personal elevator? Then why is it a personal elevator? But I digress.

Cat Grant: "Oh, it's you ʃəˈvɔːn). I see my ex-minions have united." (actual dialogue)

 

What? You recognize ʃəˈvɔːn) under that absurd make-up and outfit? But you are unable to notice the very, very, very, very obvious resemblance between Kira and Supergirl? Oh wait, a body double tricked you...I forgot.

Tyrese runs into the frame to show everyone he is about to use his iWatch but is being electrocuted by LiveWire. Again you are utterly useless Tyrese. But he is fine, the lightning bolt just knocked him down. Winn tries to reason with ʃəˈvɔːn) but she yells him down as well.

Great, really great. Why are those two such a threat? Their powers obviously are just strong enough to knock mundane humans down. Actually, Tyrese and Winn should be dead right now.

This show would benefit from it. But They don't have the balls to go that far.

 

 

Area 51 - McGuffins and Gadgets:

The Blur and Supergirl teleported from CatCo balcony to the DEO to right Winn's statement. Once again Barry pulls another skill out of his arse and builds earpieces that can block out Silver Banshee's scream - even though it is supernatural in origin and not scientific.

The Blur: "Look, I build this McGuffin without any knowledge about the frequencies she is using so this device is utterly pointless."

 

Director Lucy: "Tyrese just called. The evil Taylor-Swift-Squad is at CatCo."

 

LiveWire appears on every screen at the DEO.

LiveWire: "Hello red and blue. Meet us for some clobberin' time or Cat Grant gains the ability to be all over the town at the same time."

 

 

Random Location #45632:

LiveWire and the Silver Banshee annoy some random extras but avoid harming or even killing anyone because they are soo evil. Cat Grant is watching from a park bench with the same stoic face implying she didn't give a fuck.

The Blur: "Hey Sparky, Shrieky. Step away from the nice lady and settle this like women." (actual dialogue)

 

Even Supergirl frowns.

LiveWire: "Kill'em both!"

 

Unecessary orders. You were about to kill anyone anyway.

Silver Banshee screams but it has no effect on the Blur or Supergirl - the gadget works. Sadly those retarded bystanders don't have them. Hundreds of people die in a very horrible way...just kiddin. They all run away when Supergirl tried to stop the bank robbers in the last episode but now they stay and gawk even when it is more dangerous now. This City is full of retards. But hey, the same shit happened in the Amazing Spider-Ham 2 - Rise of an Electro-Based Villain!

But it gets even worse.

They split up. The Blur fights Sparky while Supergirl fights Shrieky. Silver Banshee suddenly develops super-strenght on a level to punch Supergirl hard enough that she falls down. The Blur follows LiveWire on a roof for no fucking reason only to get "zapped". For someone who survived being struck by lightning without a scratch, the Flash sure is pretty susceptible to electricity.

Supergirl Hulk-smashes some concrete to frisbee a part at Silver-Banshee. It doesn't work so well. Next time ask Captain America for advice Kara. LiveWire appears to display her dislike for CGI helicopters even though one is partially responsible for her super-powers. Supergirl flies up to block her lightning bolt and the camera pans over the nearby citizens - that still refuse to seek shelter! So we get the obvious image that their trust is regained. Boy, that is some pretty lame execution. The only thing left is an achievement notice in the top left of the screen.

Obviously, electricity is Supergirl's weakness now because she drops from the sky unconscious.

Retard Citizen #574: "She saved the helicopter!"

 

Retard Citizen #666: "No, she saved us!"

 

Retard Citizen #139: "Praise be!"

 

Remember the emotional scene in Sam Raimi's Spider-Ham 2? Where the citizens in the subway try to protect Spider-Ham from Dr. Tentaculous? There it worked...here it looks utterly ridiculous, corny and cringeworthy.

LiveWire: "Yesterday you was willing to drop her like a used Kleenex and today you are willing to die for her?"

 

Well, to be fair that's a false assumption since your powers only work on superheros. Mundane people seem to be immune. Perfect Meat-Shield.

Retarded Citizen #823: "She was willing to die for us!"

 

No!! She was obviously trying to save a helicopter!

Supergirl looks up to the crowd and is proud of their bravery....fuck this shit!

The fireworkers of precinct WhoGivesAFuck appear to fire-hose LiveWire and conveniently electrocute Silver Banshee too in the process. Yay for National City fireworkers! You can return to the rubble cloud that is your former planet now Supergirl. You aren't needed here anymore.

The crowd is cheering and immediately forget about Supergirl. But crafty fireworker #3 helps her up in the most shitty establishing shot possible while the sun glares behind him, giving him a spiritual presence...ahh, fuck this shit!

SKIP!

 

 

CatCo - Things happen there:

A newsflash praises Supergirl's bravery for lying on the ground while the fireworkers did her job.

Reporter: "She saved us all. We have to trust her again and live up to her ideals once more to...blablablabla."

 

Winn: "Well done. What about LiveWire and Silver Banshee? Locked up a the DEO?"

 

Kara: "Nope, thanks to Barry the local police is now able to handle metahumans."

 

What? How? Ah, fuckit!

Kara: "Thanks for your advise three or four episodes ago Tyrese to give bad guys a fair chance. See? You aren't THAT useless."

 

Tyrese: "Thanks...I guess?"

 

We see a framed picture of an edition of the "CatCo Magazine" in the background proving once more this is just a cheap Vanity Fair rip-off. You name your magazine like your company? You can't be more megalomaniac and uncreative at the same time Cat Grant. But I digress.

Kara: "Ms. Grant. If it's okay with you I will help Barry leaving town."

 

Cat Grant: "It's okay. I'm not traumatized at all. Tell Mr. Allen having a good time zipping around in his red outfit."

 

Kara: "What? You knew all the time?"

 

Thanks for confessing again Kara instead to defend his secret...ah fuckit!

Cat Grant: "Of course I knew! I'm a world-class journalist who can see through any mask or facade."

 

 

Supergirl helps the Flash back to his homeworld by having a race. This happens.

 

 

Kara's Apartment of Virginity:

Tyrese wants to come out of the "Twilight Zone" of utterly uselessness and they have some hanky-panky. But Supergirl's kiss transform Tyrese into a mindless zombie and he leaves? Well, more mindless than usual. But the good news is - her virginity remains untouched...yay?

 

 

Alien Dark Room of Evilness:

Non-El plays with the worst McGuffin in the history of McGuffins - the Omegahedron!
Obviously, "Myriad" was some kind of mind-control thing? Zombiefication?

 

Anyway, still waiting for the CBS announcement for this show being cancelled. I want my life back!