The Common Blog.

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Wow! Yes! Whalecum to my B-LO-G!!!!!!! Omg can't believe you made it, just wow! I didn't pay for advertising! I'm not doing anything suspicious with your wife! So anyway, I know you are super-duper busy!!!!111!!!!! And since this is a BLOG you don't need amazing grammar nor any writing skills at all, brilliant right? Okay so guys this is my BLOG where its sort of like a BLOG but not really just an excuse for BLOGGERS to write garbage BLOGS. I would say that this can be considered a BLOG, this is a BLOG btw if you didn't get it by now.

Lets start with some life events no one really cares about you sad, sad, sad attention whoring slime : Birthday, Wife, Anniversary, Kids, Meals, Social encounters. Yes, some of these happened! Its just so...unreal........I think that to be a good BLOGGER........if I use some of these.........4 real effect...........I am good at BLOGGING.......because.......this................................................................................................................................is.........................................................my........................................................................BLOG!
Because I BLOG this means my BLOG will get me a JOB at a BLOGGING agency such as COCKFEED I mean uh BUZZFEED!

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And then one day, my piss was PURPLE! LOL, so random & unexpected right guys? hahahahahahah.

Wow guys hahahahahha okay lets end this amazing BLOG here guys ahahahah!

Thank you so so so much for caring about & supporting my dumbshit life while I make yours look even shittier in comparison!!!!