TP wars from the toilets... The realization of why Americans bought TP... That one experience with a bad Mexican beer makes memories and that was all they could remember.. TP wars..

On other news... new ecurrency lunched in California promising a sheet of TP for a penny.. Buttcoin prices soared.

While China got a 100 million in US AID for declaring biological warfare on the world the US tax payer had to fork over more money.

When the FED entered and instead of purchasing specific non Chinese reflective stocks.  Meaning companies that are US made only so that US tax dollars go only to US companies evidently BUY AMERICAN could be over looked so Pharmaceutical companies which should be down 80 to 90 percent rose in price because hey everyone needs their drugs made in China not in the US.

TP shortages in California has caused law officials to be called in for fights in the tp aisle.

Neighbors calling sheriff because their next door neighbor cough has increased.

Corona beer loses continue to accumulate and Mexican beer company is asking for US aid and help.  Rebranding to Shits beer was challenged by http://schlitzbrewing.com/

CNN and others complain about racism of the virus.  Seems bubble wrap and ipad and iphones and Apple are getting be noted as coming from China.