Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day or tequila bars.

When I was a baby an evil fairy cursed me with expensive taste and no money. That awkward moment in life when you are part of the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while and you say fate and this story stuck.  Change plots or go home. Find a better way to end this ridiculous plot. Kill off the sub characters say with a war between Russia and Ukraine?  If you chase two goals or rabbit, you will likely not catch either one. Pick heaven or hell. Being stuck in this suck ass game again or vomited from God because of being neutral or not cold or hot makes this a rather obvious game. Be good do good. heaven is real while all this is an illusion in some matrix ed out universe and we the players are coming to ending of the game. When people tell me. "You are gonna regret that in the morning. I sleep in until noon because I am a problem solver. We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.  The problem is I do not like demons. Sure sure hey are mostly my friends and relatives. I am sure several drive a stick. No mater how you feel. Get up, dress up, show up, and never give up one of those motto's that caused me to work 15 hour days for long years and not realize I was missing life just outside of my reality. I love you so much that there is almost no chance I would use you as bait during the zombie apocalypse. I love that glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes. My idea of roughing it is reading my book in an uncomfortable chair. Bookends? there are actually people who do not own enough books to fill teh shelf? WEIRD I say. Weirdos.

The world suffers a lot. Not because of violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.  I do not care how old I am. I am going into the bouncy castle.