come on there got 2 b 1 singer in 9000 plus people Hi ho, Hi ho It’s off to sea we go, We’re fierce and bold and we’ll take your gold! Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho It’s off to fight we go, We’re three foot two and we’re gonna keel you! Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho It’s off to drink we go, We’ll have some fun and more fuel rum! Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho Hi ho, Hi ho It’s off to wench we go, She’s six-foot ten but she likes short men! Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho (whistles) Hi ho, Hi ho Hi ho, Hi ho Hi ho, Hi ho Hi ho, Hum
The message came to me, at tea time, that my ship and crew were ready for me. Cafe Shi tea was dank and unsavory that morning. Just why does one drink unpleasant tea? Rationale the reason is to wake up of course. So upon finishing my cup of tea, I tipped the lovely wench with a beautiful twirl and waltzed her to the door. The door which is the exit into real it. When upon, leaving the threshold of a magical portal to worlds unknown. An unbelievable imagination awaited for the crew of the Black Skimmer.
The Claw was unready like most days. Upon getting to the Black Skimmer the smuggling vessel was unprepared too. The crew a duck, squirrel, and bear were in an argument about this is this and that is that. Nevertheless, the Claw was in command.
Upon a board the Claw started by ordering the duck to untie the skimmer. Then to the squirrel to stack the last of the supply below deck. The Claw turned to the bear and demanded a cream de soup of the day to be something special. The bear being a cook thought the idea wonderful while the duck with mutiny in his eyes left forward bow to untie the skimmer.
The Black Skimmer was smuggling the illegal contraband of umbrellas to the poor people in Hong Kong. The shipment half being paid up front and half upon delivery were the latest attempt to throw off the mighty artificial intelligence computer which was rounding up people and have them off to who knows where China's prison camps due to the most-recent laws.
Little did the Claw know that the duck was a Chinese spy and hated tea along with soup of special made by the bear. Of course, the bear knew. He was a double secret agent sent in by the supreme commander of the universe and third responsible for food delivery.
The Chinese were awaiting the Black Skimmer due to the duck's treachery. However, a twist was upon to happen when the Claw for no apparent reason then a whim swung the Skimmer wide of Hong Kong and docked with a rebel submarine in the middle of no where what was in the past Japanese sea now called the China Sea. There the duck was cooked over an open fire while the true content of counterfeit Chinese Hummer designed symbols made of gold were unloaded.
You see the bear being smart informed the Claw a long time ago about the duck. And while a nice handsome man and a terrible gambler, the Claw did like duck soup and felt the end of the duck story should provide someone with a laugh or two. Come read farther along the next door will open soon. Below this or that post.. read.. think.. do you realize this reality is an illusion? Drink some tea with the Claw and bear. The squirrel is handling the ship. While eating duck soup.
the pirates will rule the world....
and sing a merry song...
You light the skies, up above me
A star, so bright, you blind me, yeah
Don’t close your eyes
Don’t fade away, don’t fade away-
Oh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world-
Yeah you and me we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world-
If walls break down, I will comfort you
If angels cry, oh I’ll be there for you
You’ve saved my soul
Don’t leave me now, don’t leave me now
Oh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world
Yeah you and me, we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world-
Ooooooooh
All the stars are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you
All the stars are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
Ooooooooh
Yeah you and me we can ride on a star
If you stay with me girl
We can rule the world
Yeah you and me, we can light up the sky
If you stay by my side
We can rule the world
All the stars are coming out tonight (oooooooh)
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars, are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-
All the stars, are coming out tonight
They’re lighting up the sky tonight
For you, for you-