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"A vodka, please" "Sir, this is MacDonald's."Ok, a MacVodka, please..." My gummy-bear died. My Unicorn ran away. My imaginary friend got kidnapped. The voices in my in head wont talk to me. Oh no I am going sane. I hate it when girls say You are so beautiful! How am I wonderful? Because I am not all together here crazy, okay? I am the one lunatic that might push you down the rabbit hole. Lets face it. You couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions


If you are brave you might want to rethink what you are about to read. Once you fall down the rabbit hole there is coming back. I have lost thousands of associates, hundreds of friends, and a few people that might actually recall some of the stories told here.

Meaning?  If this reality is not a dream. And I am telling you the truth. Your soul might be at stakes.  If this is a dream and you are all just a part of my imagination. Shape up. Stop being so cruel.

The first is a compilation of stories.  ARe they real? To me yes. To you?  I hope to make you think.

A writers tale

The second is a listing of photos, thoughts, realizations along a long tale.  I as the writer want you to think in billions of years.  In yet.  Is this a truth?

The walking tree

The question of reality.  Where are you at?