I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND
I have just marked as SPAM, yet another stranger who tried to "friend" me, presumably because I said in some nondescript forum, something that agreed with their personal philosophy.
Others do it because they see THE TENDER FOR LAW [ https://www.facebook.com/groups/tenderforlaw/ ]. The routine goes something like this:
Somebody starts reading THE TENDER FOR LAW, and then thinks if they "friend" me they can bypass the rules I have imposed on the group.
Could You Fucking NOT?Whatever the reason people try to "friend" me, I have but one request; Could you fucking not?!
Whatever compelled you to do this thing, is based on shit you're making up. It has nothing to do with me. Just because I share a certain political or philosophical view, it does not make me your friend. If you're reading THE TENDER FOR LAW and it has "changed your life", because my warning that "You don't get to unlearn what I teach" turns out to be true...
If you've suddenly realized I'm not a terrorist, and the only criminals are the ones calling me a terrorist..so fucking what! Before you got a fucking clue, you were one of the the millions of people who wouldn't give a second thought to me being imprisoned. When I say that I'm anti-social and I hate you all, it's not a joke - it's reasonable and it's justified. I've said it many times before, and I'll say it again (just so you can't say I didn't say it); having you know the truth serves my agenda. It's really no more complicated than that. I don't want your money. I don't want contract and/or commerce with you, and the fact that you're a little more enlightened than everyone else on the subjects I cover, doesn't mean I hate you any less.
Why the fuck do you think I'd want to be your "friend"? The very small member list in THE TENDER FOR LAW is that way by design. In fact I dare say the administrators are fairly fucking sick of deleting join requests from people too lazy to read the fucking rules.
Let me dumb it down in LEGAL terms. I give VALUE. You CONSUME VALUE. I therefore have AUTHORITY to dictate the terms of that VALUE. That VALUE is LICENSED under the Creative Commons, so that none may unjustly profit from the value I give. CONSUMERS HAVE NO VALUE. CONSUMERS consume. At no time in reality have you ever consumed anything and gained any authority from it. Those that have the value, dictate the terms. This can be simplified as "The Golden Rule": Whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
It's rather frustrating that I must repeat the rules over, and over, and over again, but that is the burden I must bear being better and smarter than you. What? You think that's arrogant? Really? I thought you wanted to be my fucking friend! Like it or not, this is me. I don't need you, and you have no VALUE; and the fact that you think you are qualified to be my friend...well that is just plain arrogant.
TL:DR; If you attempt to "friend" me you will be marked as SPAM, thus relieving you of the ability to do so in the future. If you ask to join THE TENDER FOR LAW, you will be blocked (unless of course you have met the requirements). I don't want to be your friend.
Fuckity bye!!!!
[By: Scott Duncan originally posted on Scott Duncan to THE TENDER FOR LAW September 1, 2015 at 8:36pm]