Wednesday Jokes!

For every computer user over 40! Do you remember when....?

A computer was something on TV


From a science fiction show of note;


A window was something you hated to clean


And ram was the cousin of a goat.



Meg was the name of my girlfriend


And gig was a job for the nights


Now they all mean different things


And that really mega bytes.



An application was for employment


A programme was a TV show


A cursor used profanity


A keyboard was a piano.



Memory was something that you lost with age


A CD was a bank account


And if you had a 3-inch floppy


You hoped nobody would find out.



Compress was something you did to the garbage


Not something you did to a file


And if you unzipped anything in public


You'd be in jail for a while.



Log on was adding wood to the fire


Hard drive was a long trip on the road


A mouse pad was where a mouse lived


And a backup happened to your commode.



Cut you did with a pocket knife


Paste you did with glue


A web was a spider's home


And a virus was the flu.



I'll stick to my pad and paper


And the memory in my head


No one's been killed in a computer crash


But it SURE makes their face turn red!