Wednesday Jokes!

LAZY CREW

One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. 

The crew's foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the situation. 



The supervisor radios back and says, "Don't worry, we'll send some shovels...just lean on each other until they arrive."

Orders Up

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights." 



Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!" 



The cook says, "He wants 3 pancakes & 2 eggs sunny-side up." 



The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker. 

He looks at it and growls, "What's this? I didn't order this!" 



The young man tells him, "The cook says that while you're waiting for your parts you might as well gas up!"

 Shopping Error

A lady was picking up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. 



Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear: "PRICE CHECK ON LANE 13,TAMPAX, SUPERSIZE." 

That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word "tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." 



In a business-like tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: "DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?