Tuesday Jokes!

Smooth Operations


Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.


*The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.



*The second responds: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."



*The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."



*The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."



*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus the head and the a*s are interchangeable!"

29. Language Problems?

A Tennessee couple, both lacking some brain cells, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly stated the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this?



The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish!