Friday Jokes!

Perfect time

A man was telling his neighbor in Sun City, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect." 


"Really," answered the neighbor. 

"What kind is it?" 


"Twelve thirty."

Ass Love 


There is a new study released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting:

1. 5 of the women surveyed feel their ass is too big.



2. 10 of the women surveyed feel their ass is too small.



3. The remaining 85 say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway

FIRST LOVE

Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.



"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.



"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.



"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."



"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"



"Baaaaa..."