The Creepy Joe

I saw a Joe. He was leering at a little girl.

He was a creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe he could barely stay awake.

He was a Sleepy, Creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He couldn't walk up stairs.

He was a trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He couldn't speak coherently.

He was a dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He extorted foreign powers to protect his son's company from investigation.

He was a shady, dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He speaks to the press as little as possible.

He was a shifty, shady, dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He made racist remarks about all sorts of people.

He was a slimy, shifty, shady, dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He was in government for decades and accomplished nothing.

He was a swampy, shifty, shady, dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He liked to copy other people's work as his own.

He was a slacky, swampy, shifty, shady, dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He liked to get in people's face with his finger.

He was a pokey, slacky, swampy, shifty, shady, dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He liked to feel women up in public.

He was a gropey, pokey, slacky, swampy, shifty, shady, dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He forgot what he was saying in the middle of saying it.

He was a dopey, gropey, pokey, slacky, swampy, shifty, shady, dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.

I saw a Joe. He sent drones to blow up civilians without congressional approval.

He was a bomby, dopey, gropey, pokey, slacky, swampy, shifty, shady, dippy, trippy, sleepy, creepy Joe.